said ancestors did poke anything that had a pulse, subject to prevailing social conditions
relations between men and women are the subject of notorious difficulty; fraught with danger; riddled with misunderstanding
we would have it that relations between Men and Women be a thing of great beauty and gentle understanding and forever free humankind from the perils of Scylla and Charybdis
LET IT THEREFORE BE HEREBY PROCLAIMED
that I, a Man who is sexually mature, am down to fuck all attractive women everywhere; provided that the really crazy ones don't have my phone number or home address.
AND LET IT HEREBY BE ALSO PROCLAIMED
That we can be friends too, because I am an adult. But if you want to fool around, let me know, because that would be fine by me.
SEALED ON THIS FOURTH DAY OF JANUARY IN THE YEAR OF OUR CELIBATE ZOMBIE LORD TWO THOUSAND AND THIRTEEN
GOD SAVE THE PEEN