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30 • Oakland, CA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 25–50
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 2:27pm
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body type
- Used up
- Mostly anything
- Not at all
- Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
- Graduated from two-year college
- Art / Music / Writing
- Less than $20,000
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Has dogs and likes cats
I'd like to be swept off my feet (Preferably with a Nimbus 2000) Blindsided by charming gestures. I'm an acquired taste and I bring more then expected to the table. I'm imaginative, wholehearted and thoughtful individual. Confident but painfully humble. Creative and inventive, honest, warm and sarcastic... Very sarcastic at times. I also enjoyed twerking way before the 1999s.
Cheesecake art, Mid-Century Living, Horror movies and 80s romantic comedies. The occasional breakfast at night, with occasion of Christmas movies during December. The smell of Halloween emphasizes the need for spooky CD mixes. Treats & snacks. Cooking and baking and creating. Cartoons, Old shows, Tattoo's. Thrift Stores, Antique shops and flea markets. Chocolate milkshake, two straw kind of boy. LOVES TRIPS TO DISNEYLAND
I own a Hearse and a pet Dachshund that is my life.
Eyeballing Cooking recipes. Avoiding the obstacle of snails after the first rain. Mathematically I'm insufficient & unequipped.
I'm all right brained. Also I'm PRO expert In the martial art of eating chicken.
Because of my nose and ears. Squinty eyes and my Chicken legs.
Pushing Dasie's, Doctor Who, Pee-Wee Herman, spaced. Tales from the crypt and a bunch of other junk you don't like.
As far as movies.. Really any film that doesn't fit the standards of Hollywood currently.
Having a girlfriend who smells of sun tan lotion during the summer. Hearing the Drifters play in my head every time she's around. Basically embody the essences of the movie Sandlot.
- Would like a Valentine Date this year.
- Good Gamz
- Victory Rolls
- Circus Enthusiast
- Can give a Haircut
- Own a pair of saddle shoes
- A good Cupid's bow, no lizard lips
- Red lipstick
These are NOT mediatory, but defiantly appreciated.
Write me, I dare you!
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