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WRISTEDHEART

29 Oakland, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm here to start my life. I know who I am and what I want. No I will not grow a beard. Ive worn glasses since I was seven. So If you NOT interested in moderately skinny, thirty something year old nerdy boys with crafty hobbies and eccentricities, you're looking on the wrong profile. Kick rocks.

I'd like to be swept off my feet... Blindsided by charming gestures. I'm an acquired taste and I bring more then expected to the table. I'm imaginative, wholehearted and thoughtful individual. Confident but painfully humble. Creative and inventive, honest, warm and sarcastic... Very sarcastic at times. I also enjoyed twerking way before the 1999s.

Cheesecake art, Mid-Century Living, Horror movies and 80s romantic comedies. The occasional breakfast at night, with occasion of Christmas movies during December. The smell of Halloween emphasizes the need for spooky CD mixes. Treats & snacks. Cooking and baking and creating. Cartoons, Old shows, Tattoo's. Thrift Stores, Antique shops and flea markets. Chocolate milkshake, two straw kind of boy. LOVES TRIPS TO DISNEYLAND

I own a Hearse and a pet Dachshund that is my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The ability to always confuse their with there and they're. Being Dyslexic doesn't help the situation to much.
Eyeballing Cooking recipes. Avoiding the obstacle of snails after the first rain. Mathematically I'm insufficient & unequipped.
I'm all right brained. Also I'm PRO expert In the martial art of eating chicken.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My giant glasses, that balance out my my disproportionate face
Because of my nose and ears. Squinty eyes and my Chicken legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I enjoy music that cant be categorized in a genre. As well as music that can. Such as Surf, Punk, Pop punk, Polka, Folk, Indie, Hardcore, Honky Tonk, Western Swing, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Dixie rock, Bluegrass, Jazz, Soundtracks, Barbershop quartet, Black Metal, Sea chanties, Classical, Instrumental, Lounge and books on tape! Vince Guaraldi, Martin Deny. Music from the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, 70's, 80's. Shoegaze and alot others.. Blah Blah Blah

Pushing Dasie's, Doctor Who, Pee-Wee Herman, spaced. Tales from the crypt and a bunch of other junk you don't like.
As far as movies.. Really any film that doesn't fit the standards of Hollywood currently.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses
Love
Dog
Baths
Art
Chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I feel like a alien, like I don't really belong anywhere. Sorta like Balki Bartokomous or Mork. Maybe I'm just to nerdy for dating.. Wanting to hold someone's hand on airplane or in a movie theater. Life in increments, compressing a life span in to statistics and numbers.. The possibility of true love. Woman in black yoga pants.

Having a girlfriend who smells of sun tan lotion during the summer. Hearing the Drifters play in my head every time she's around. Basically embody the essences of the movie Sandlot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io4RWV681wQ
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netfix, Internet K hole, Dinner party and set design.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The first time meeting someone on a date.. The first thing I look at is their eyes, The second is Child bearing hips. Ive never never had a New Years kiss. When I look through peoples profile pictures, I look to see what kind of things they keep in their rooms and what they have on their floor. I prefer room temperature Gatoraid.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would like the chance for me to get to know you.

- Intelligent
- Sapiosexual
- Good Gamz
- Victory Rolls
- Circus Enthusiast
- Can give a Haircut
- Own a pair of saddle shoes
- A good Cupid's bow, no lizard lips
- Red lipstick

These are NOT mediatory, but defiantly appreciated.