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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 22
Relationship Type
5' 9" (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Not at all
Catholicism and it’s important
Two-year college
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English, English
My self-summary
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I'm 30, out of shape and I'm here to start my life. I know who I am and what I want. No, I will not grow a beard. Ive worn glasses since I was seven. So If you NOT interested in moderately skinny, thirty something year old nerdy boys with crafty hobbies and eccentricities, you're looking on the wrong profile. Kick rocks.

I'd like to be swept off my feet (Preferably with a Nimbus 2000) Blindsided by charming gestures. I'm an acquired taste and I bring more then expected to the table. Oakland's best kept secret. imaginative, wholehearted and thoughtful individual. Confident but painfully humble. Creative and inventive, honest, warm and sarcastic... Very sarcastic at times. I also enjoyed twerking way before the 1999s.

Cheesecake art, Mid-Century Living, Horror movies and 80s romantic comedies. The occasional breakfast at night, with occasion of Christmas movies during December. The smell of Halloween emphasizes the need for spooky CD mixes. Treats & snacks. Cooking and baking and creating. Cartoons, Old shows, Tattoo's. Thrift Stores, Antique shops and flea markets. Chocolate milkshake, two straw kind of boy. LOVES TRIPS TO DISNEYLAND

I own a Hearse and a pet Dachshund that is my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The ability to always confuse their with there and they're. Being Dyslexic doesn't help the situation to much.
Eyeballing Cooking recipes. Avoiding the obstacle of snails after the first rain. Mathematically I'm insufficient & unequipped.
I'm all right brained. Also I'm PRO expert In the martial art of eating chicken.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My giant glasses, that balance out my my disproportionate face
Because of my nose and ears. Squinty eyes and my Chicken legs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Surf, Punk, Pop punk, Polka, Folk, Indie, Hardcore, Honky Tonk, Western Swing, Rockabilly, Psychobilly, Dixie rock, Bluegrass, Jazz, Soundtracks, Barbershop quartet, Black Metal, Sea chanties, Classical, Instrumental, Lounge and books on tape! Vince Guaraldi, Martin Deny. Music from the 20's, 30's, 40's, 50's, 70's, 80's. Shoegaze and alot others.. Blah Blah Blah

Pushing Dasie's, Doctor Who, Pee-Wee Herman, spaced. Tales from the crypt and a bunch of other junk you don't like.
As far as movies.. Really any film that doesn't fit the standards of Hollywood currently.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I feel like a alien, like I don't really belong anywhere. Sorta like Balki Bartokomous or Mork. Maybe I'm just to nerdy for dating.. Wanting to hold someone's hand on airplane or in a movie theater. Life in increments, compressing a life span in to statistics and numbers.. The possibility of true love. Woman in black yoga pants.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Netfix, Internet K hole, Dinner party and set design.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The first time meeting someone on a date.. The first thing I look at are their eyes, The second is Child bearing hips. Ive never never had a New Years kiss. When I look through peoples profile pictures, I look to see what kind of things they keep in their rooms and what they have on their floor. I prefer room temperature Gatoraid.
You should message me if
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If you would like the chance for me to get to know you.

- Good Gamz
- Victory Rolls
- Circus Enthusiast
- Can give a Haircut
- Own a pair of saddle shoes
- A good Cupid's bow, no lizard lips
- Red lipstick

These are NOT mediatory, but defiantly appreciated.