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23 Minneapolis, MN Man


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  • Ages 18-25
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Last online
Apr 23
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Hello, my name is Ryan. I like cats, chip tunes, dark weather, cities, and loads of boring stuff. I often drink too much coffee. I hate driving more than life itself. When I grow up, I want to be a real boy. I enjoy playing acoustic guitar and ukulele (badly), painting (badly), insulting advertisements (goodly), writing poetry like an emo kid, and drinking to excess with friends. Get a couple drinks in me and we'll be best friends.
What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'd have to ask people who know me. I don't feel that I'm "really good" at much of anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I don't talk a ton I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I more often read nonfiction stuff. Just any topic that sounds interesting at that moment. I like 1984 by George Orwell, Catcher In The Rye by JD Salinger, anything by Carl Sagan, anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, etc. So basically the same stuff everyone else my age reads.

Movies: Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Requiem for a Dream, Fight Club, Waking Life, Human Centipede 2, Enter the Void, Pink Floyd's: The Wall, A Scanner Darkly. I'm not a huge movie person, really. In general, I do like a good psychological thriller.

Music: Bright Eyes, Brand New, Crystal Castles, Pink Floyd, Sleep Party People, Neon Indian, Slipknot, Deftones, Soley, Dntel, Grizzly Bear, Mindless Self Indulgence, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Tobacco, Say Anything, Every Time I Die, The Smiths, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Sunny Day Real Estate, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, System Of A Down, Elliott Smith, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, Iron & Wine, Clams Casino, Animal Collective, Kind Of Like Spitting, Haley Bonar, Armor For Sleep, The American Analog Set, Alkaline Trio, Gregory and the Hawk, Baths, Panda Bear, The Cure, etc. I also love a lot of random EDM. I listen to music A LOT. Everyone says that, but still.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There's not much I honestly couldn't do without. Internet, I suppose. Melodramatic music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Beers with friends or nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Someone might get hurt, but it won't be me.
You should message me if
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You realize I'm always totally broke and just take it easy.