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38 • Seattle, WA • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 24–44
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 5:45pm
- 5′ 10″ (1.77m)
- Body Type
- Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Has cats
- English, French (Poorly)
-running for miles and miles and miles
-wandering the Olympic Mountains
-I'm pretty useless outside of bed, honestly.
I read 'em. I like to read them and talk about them with someone who has read the same. I like books with wars, death, sex, work, nuclear detonation, love, agony, innocence, injustice, cops, race, gender, genetics, history, spirituality, transhumanism, fashion, technology, the future, short stories, propaganda, cultural dominance, manifestation and fluffy orange kitties.
Downtempo, electronica, piano, electro-industrial, sax, underground hip hop... ...and dancing.
I like food and sex and money. We have a lot in common.
"I should get a girlfriend, but I won't like her if I do. I know! I'll go on OKCupid, answer a bunch of hypothetical questions, and find some pretty dark eyed girl, so I know it will be a sure thing. We'll meet up, and fuck after the first date, (although she never does, but I am too damn hot to resist). We'll hang out and do all that beautiful people stuff, and she'll do her best to make me happy, but when she does, I'll start ranting about the wars and police brutality and over-sized parking fines, and everything else I can't control. Soon, she'll start to realize what a stubborn curmudgeon I am, who hates television and bars for real, but does tell really funny jokes, except the one that wasn't very funny, more like something an asshole would say. Then she'll run away and find a hipster with a fashionable short beard and knit scarf who likes to sit around dive bars, swig micro brews and take selfies of themselves and their food while listening to yet another group of Seattle hipsters with fashionable short beards and knit scarves strum their guitars playing pseudo-folk music. I'll stalk her facebook pics, and see her smiling with him, and his pho crusted chin pubes, and think about how alone I am, and how she really was a nice girl. Out of ideas, I'll consider my options: go to a bar, or try OKCupid again. Well... Let's see.... ooh... ...Hmm, interesting, *This* question will finally separate me from the rest! 'What do you care more about: suffering animals fighting for gay rights or starving children fighting for abortion rights?' I better answer this one right..."
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