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WTFDudeWTF

37 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:21am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I could be lying about everything, or I could have cognitive dissonance, in which case, what I claimed to be would be false.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
horology

The rest of it is spent napping with Dandelion. He has pink toes and a pink nose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Petting Dandelion, he is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
running
wandering the Olympic Mountains
I'm pretty useless outside of bed, honestly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm setting off their gaydar, based on who hits on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books-------
I read a lot of dry historical books that use "however" too much to segway the next topic sentence. I also read a lot of classics.

music-------------------
Downtempo, electronica, piano, electro-industrial, sax, underground hip hop

food-------------------------------------
I like food and sex and money. We have a lot in common.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I do without everything already, but I don't want to be far from the mountains ever.

and of course Dandelion. He has whiskers and triangle ears.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wars, obesity, death, sex, work, nuclear detonation, love, agony, innocence, this dystopian world, injustice, cops, race, gender, genetics, history, spirituality, transhumanism, fashion, technology, the future, short stories, propaganda, cultural dominance, manifestation and fluffy orange kitties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Masturbating, using my tears of loneliness as lotion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once sent flowers to a girl I flirted with regularly, (from "a secret admirer"), and then never told her it was me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't think I'm some desperate floozy who will just hop in bed with you because you are hot and sexy.