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WTFDudeWTF

38 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hello, I'm Mr. Wonderful. I'm more mister wonderful than all the other mister wonderfuls you see here, except Johnny Charming, so dashing and tall. Damn him.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Horology until I fulfill my dream of becoming a gigolo. (Bad pun but semi-accurate description).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Loving Dandelion
-autodidacticism
-running for miles and miles and miles
-wandering the Olympic Mountains
-I'm pretty useless outside of bed, honestly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am older than I appear, and younger than I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books-------
I read 'em. I like to read them and talk about them with someone who has read the same. I like books with wars, death, sex, work, nuclear detonation, love, agony, innocence, injustice, cops, race, gender, genetics, history, spirituality, transhumanism, fashion, technology, the future, short stories, propaganda, cultural dominance, manifestation and fluffy orange kitties.

music-------------------
Downtempo, electronica, piano, electro-industrial, sax, underground hip hop... ...and dancing.

food-------------------------------------
I like food and sex and money. We have a lot in common.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wars, death, sex, work, nuclear detonation, love, agony, innocence, injustice, cops, race, gender, genetics, history, spirituality, transhumanism, fashion, technology, the future, short stories, propaganda, cultural dominance, manifestation and fluffy orange kitties.

"I should get a girlfriend, but I won't like her if I do. I know! I'll go on OKCupid, answer a bunch of hypothetical questions, and find some pretty dark eyed girl, so I know it will be a sure thing. We'll meet up, and fuck after the first date, (although she never does, but I am too damn hot to resist). We'll hang out and do all that beautiful people stuff, and she'll do her best to make me happy, but when she does, I'll start ranting about the wars and police brutality and over-sized parking fines, and everything else I can't control. Soon, she'll start to realize what a stubborn curmudgeon I am, who hates television and bars for real, but does tell really funny jokes, except the one that wasn't very funny, more like something an asshole would say. Then she'll run away and find a hipster with a fashionable short beard and knit scarf who likes to sit around dive bars, swig micro brews and take selfies of themselves and their food while listening to yet another group of Seattle hipsters with fashionable short beards and knit scarves strum their guitars playing pseudo-folk music. I'll stalk her facebook pics, and see her smiling with him, and his pho crusted chin pubes, and think about how alone I am, and how she really was a nice girl. Out of ideas, I'll consider my options: go to a bar, or try OKCupid again. Well... Let's see.... ooh... ...Hmm, interesting, *This* question will finally separate me from the rest! 'What do you care more about: suffering animals fighting for gay rights or starving children fighting for abortion rights?' I better answer this one right..."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Date wheel swap, hand alignment, battery change, dry out. Stuff like that.
You should message me if
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You don't think I am some desperate floozy who will hop in bed with you because you are hot and sexy.