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27 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 27
6′ 4″ (1.94m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm kind of strange, but I don't see that as a bad thing. Being strange is the same as being unique, interesting, and different.

I like cold weather. (Like, I want my lungs to sting when I breathe in ... yeah)

People watching is fun.

I root for underdogs, play devils advocate, and act as a contrarian. (Wow. That makes me sound like a dick)

I like to think I have a decent vocabulary. ("Vocabulary" is the biggest word I know)

Poor grammar and spelling are pet peeves of mine.

*Disclaimer* I have "dislikes cats" in my "details" section. I don't dislike cats. They're cute. I'm just allergic to them. They make me physically miserable. It would basically be impossible for me to date someone with a cat because just being near them makes me itch and sneeze. They're great animals, though. Sorry.

My nickname is Tiny. There are many people I consider good friends who actually forget what my full name is. It's an ironic nickname (I'm a huge guy). What can I say? Teenage nicknames usually aren't very clever, but they stick.

I'm very laid back (aka: lazy) and open-minded.

For the most part I'm nice and pleasant; almost to a fault, actually.

I think I'm a nerd, but I believe that's a distinction someone else credits you with. You can't just call yourself a nerd because you read Lord of the Rings and watch Doctor Who.

I recently got my first tattoo. It's a small TARDIS on my wrist that looks like it flew out of my watch ... get it? I've wanted to get tattoos since I was a kid. I have several planned that I'll be getting to eventually. I love tattoos. I think it's one of the most interesting and priceless forms of art. If you're a lady with multiple tattoos consider it a bonus. Women with tattoos are endlessly attractive to me. And I don't mean like "I got a dolphin tattooed on my ankle on spring break." I mean "My dad has been giving me rides on his Harley since I was 6, so I have a motorcycle half sleeve on my right arm." THAT'S what I'm talking about.

I'm easy to get along with. (Aka: I'm quiet, shy and I actually listen)

I find loyalty is the most important virtue. If we're friends, I'll always have your back.

I do a podcast with my friends about movies and TV shows (whoa, whoa! Slow down ladies, I know guys with podcasts are crazy attractive! There's plenty of me to go around). Go to if you're interested. It's just something I have fun with. I'm not trying to be Ryan Seacrest or anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've worked as a security guard for about 7 years. I like the work. It's laid back, easy and has lots of down time. I actually manage a group of security guards at an office building in downtown Indy.

I recently earned a degree in Criminal Justice, but I'm having fun with my current job and paying off some student loans for the time being. I wanted to be a cop for a long time, but I'm not sure that's what I'll end up doing.

My dream job would be gun smithing at my own gun store. (I'm basically a gun nut. I'm not crazy or an asshole about it, though). Maybe some day I'll achieve this dream.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, relaxing, being funny/silly (I'm rarely serious), and taking things as they come ... If you couldn't tell, I'm very laid back.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My size. I'm a pretty big guy. 6'4", 300 lbs, former weight lifter/multiple sport athlete. I'm making myself sound like a meathead, but, I assure you, that's not the case. I like to refer to myself as a nerd trapped in a jock's body (a "reformed jock").
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-Everything Stephen King has ever written (especially his Dark Tower series)
-Nelson Demille
-David Simon
-Chuck Palahniuk
-Game of Thrones series
-Harry Potter
Some of the best books I like to read are specific historical non-fiction like 1776 by David McCullough, The Great Influenza by John M. Barry, and Theodore Rex by Edmund Morris.

I just recently started a project where I'm going to read one biography of each U.S. president. I'm currently on John Adams (I know; he's only the second president, but I just started it a few weeks ago!). It's going to be fun. (Yes, in fact, I am a nerd)

-Waaaaay too many to name
-Anything by the Coen brothers, P.T. Anderson, David Fincher, Quentin Tarantino, Martin Scorsese, Danny Boyle, Stanley Kubrick, Peter Berg, Sam Mendes, Darren Aronofsky, or Christoper Nolan
-Shaun of the Dead
-12 Monkeys
-Blue Velvet
-Children of Men
-Citizen Kane
-There Will be Blood
-Chicago (I love musicals, and am ceaselessly teased for it)

-Boardwalk Empire
-Doctor Who
-Breaking Bad
-How I Met Your Mother
-The Big Bang Theory
-Battlestar Galactica
-The Walking Dead
-The Daily Show
-Real Time with Bill Maher

I really like all kinds of music... but mostly Metal and Country (I realize that is an odd combo ... I have no explanation)
-Five Finger Death Punch
-System of a Down
-Brad Paisley
-Blake Shelton
-Alan Jackson
-Kenny Chesney
-Childish Gambino
-Mac Miller
-Chiddy Bang

I'm a big guy. I'll eat anything that's food, and some things that aren't.
-Chicken Wings
-Chinese Food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1 - My TV (I'm a HUGE movie and TV buff. It's what I spend most of my time doing.)
2 - My iPhone (I'm a product of the information/communication age. I'd be so annoyed if I didn't have a smart phone)
3 - My Truck (I'm not one of those guys who is obsessed with his vehicle, but I like my truck. It's reliable and I'm super comfortable in it.)
4 - My Boots (they're sooooo comfortable, you guys.)
5 - Air Condotioning (I HATE hot weather. It's so uncomfortable to me. I like to think I'd kick ass in a zombie apocalypse, but the lack of AC would basically kill me.)
6 - My family (They're awesome)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'd do if I won the lottery, but I never actually play the lottery. My mind tends to wonder to all kinds of places. Oftentimes I'll think philosophically, ideologically, or mystically ... which kind of makes me sound weird.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sometimes I might catch a movie or some drinks after work with my friends. I'm a homebody for the most part. I'm not against going out, I just have a solid relationship with my recliner. She's always there for me; beckoning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I flunked out of college on my first try. I eventually got it together and got my degree, though. It's still something I'm not proud of.

Also, I use "lol" way more often than any grown man should. It's just impossible to convey tone via text, but "lol" let's people know when I'm laughing/joking. It's a useful, if somewhat childish tool.

There is very little about me that I'm not open about. Ask away!
You should message me if
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You find my profile interesting (not sure how you could, though). I'm not very good at quantifying or describing myself, so my profile might be somewhat lacking/incomplete. However, I am VERY good at getting along with just about anyone. I'm certainly personable.

If you're tall (like, 5'9"+), not religious, have multiple tattoos, and watch a lot of movies and TV shows, then we might be perfect together. If you're not those things, it's not a deal-breaker; but that's what I look for in a woman.

-No disrespect, but I probably won't get along with anyone religious. I have "Agnosticism" as my religious choice on here, but that's only because Antitheism isn't an option. I am an agnostic. I don't know if God exists or not; I don't lean either way. What I'm sure of, though, is the fallaciousness of religion. It is the most divisive and destructive institution mankind has invented, and I don't think it's wrong to label it as such. I'm not an evil or hateful person. I didn't have some bad experience that made me this way. I just can't be a part of such a wicked institution as religion. I understand if you're religious. It's not a deal breaker for me, but it's something we should both be aware of.

-I really like nerdy girls who are at least somewhat intelligent, but you don't have to agree with me on everything.

-I really don't like reality TV. I think it's crass and destructive. The ones that showcase talented people are acceptable, but ones like Jersey Shore and The Bachelor need to fall into oblivion.

-Physically, I take all-comers. I like tall or short, fat or skinny, blonde or brunette, goth or preppy, and any race/skin color. Sir Mix-a-lot and I are in total agreement *not-so-subtle hint*

-Things I'm attracted to: sense of humor, intelligence, uniqueness, open-mindedness, tattoos, piercings, or styles (Emo, Goth, Preppy, Hipster, Nerdy), being into trying new things, if you're a bigger history buff than me I'll probably want to marry you.

-I didn't join this site just to get laid, but if you only want to hook up I'm definitely fine with that. I am a red blooded, shameless man after all.

-I'm REALLY shy, so I'm not sure why I'm on this site. It hinges on interaction. I'll try to be interesting if I message you (I won't).