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33 M Knoxville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Being from WV it's been a struggle to leave all of the incest behind. I mean, it was a welcome escape. Yet I'm trying to grow as a person and venture into the world of people that I'm not related to...scary indeed. Shoes are cool, by the way. We had it all wrong with that barefoot ridiculousness. I am actually a proud Mountaineer and defy stereotypes that surround my home state. While still having a sense of humor about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Came to TN for Grad School and just stuck around. Will definitely be here for the next few years. After that I plan to pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a fluffer for the porn industry.
I’m really good at
Fluffing. See above. Or look up on Wikipedia. Also pretty sharp when it comes to matters that require less manual dexterity.
The first things people usually notice about me
My freakishly tall stature. I stand about 6 foot 7 inches. Kind of hairy too. I pretty much just exude manliness. An endocrinoligist once told me that I reek of testosterone. As it turns out, I was actually dressed as a drag queen at the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Any adult film where I have contributed to the male erectness. Aside from that, I really enjoyed the Stieg Larsson trilogy "The Girl With/Who...". Managed a Mexican joint for a time and was indoctrinated into the whole culture as a gringo. So Mexican is my jam. Movies and shows are ever changing, as is the musical taste. Although I always seem to come back to rock.
The six things I could never do without
1.) Irish love for booze.
2.) Irish guilt for everything.
3.) Guilt for not actually being Irish-Catholic.
4.) Fam & Friends? Seems logical. Should that be higher?
5.) Is this a ranking system? Because it seems odd to say God now, but God.
6.) A hearty cardiovascular/respiratory/nervous system agreement.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, and what I can presently do to make it attainable. But mostly boobs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Forced to submit an online profile because one of my friend's wives/girlfriends has set me up with so many duds that they themselves have recommended resorting to online trolling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Really put it out there with that fluffing thing. Hard (hah...I actually hate puns) to surmise anything that would be more self deprecating than manually arousing the wind sock action of another man's unit. Once again, I'm straight.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have found the personal info as entertaining and nonsensical as it was intended. After being strong-armed into creating a profile, I sarcastically slapped it together to appease a friend. I'm sure that if you've made it this far, then you're fighting the urge to track me down immediately. I encourage you to do so. Not keep fighting the urge, that is. But the latter. I'm assuming the interest is there. Otherwise, why would you still be reading this drivel? Happy hunting!