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32 DeKalb, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:33pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
˙uʍop ǝpᴉsdn pǝuɹnʇ-pǝddᴉlɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟᴉl ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ llɐ ʎɹoʇs ɐ sᴉ sᴉɥʇ 'ʍoN

I'll admit that I'm a little weird (INTJ if you read into any of that). I wear witty t-shirts and eat peanut butter straight from the jar. In summary, I'm horrible at making a good first impression.

Despite my weirdness I'm a very compassionate person with a lot of talents to help others with (don't go prescribing your archaic Latin rules to my language). I'm usually quiet in unfamiliar settings, but I'm very sincere once you get me talking and full of surprises. I prefer to be around equally sincere people who aren't afraid to challenge me.

I like to believe that I'm pretty laid back, but my friends have told me that I'm driven, diligent, or that I have a strong personality... So, iono. Other feedback has included: extremely intelligent, very observant, and creative in a non-artistic way.

I'm here to meet women, but I'm ultimately looking for one who fully enjoys hanging out with me, wants to move forward into a relationship, and readily communicates what she needs from me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I want to be a professional race car passenger...

Actually, a lot of things are uncertain right now and I'm suddenly reassessing my goals. I'm mostly just picking up more skills and trying to put a tiny dent in the cluster-fuck of problems the world is facing. One thing I can say for sure is that I'm pretty comfortable where I am geographically and probably not going to be moving pretty far, if at all, and the only significant traveling I have planned is to see the total solar eclipse in a couple years. Well, not directly... that would be dumb.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'd say I'm good at noticing nuances of language, catching errors (sometimes saving your ass), solving problems, pointing out obscure facts, getting around paywalls, and adding more books to my wishlist than I have time for.

I'm very good at programming and teaching it. I come up with a lot of interesting analogies and examples and try to give exposure to material that's ahead to pique interest. Many people have expressed appreciation for my deadpan and witty sense of humor in explaining concepts, such as: "The principal is the amount the loan shark gives you."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Neal Stephenson, William Gibson, Simon Singh, Robert Heinlein, Sam Harris, and various webcomics

Movies: Mostly action and sci-fi, Marvel films, The Matrix, Fight Club, Star Trek, Star Wars, Sherlock Holmes, Van Helsing, Underworld, World War Z, and comedies like Tommy Boy, Groundhog Day, As Good As It Gets, Mel Brooks films, or Despicable Me... *snicker* bottom.

Shows: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex, Archer, Futurama, Last Week Tonight, House MD, Frontline

Music: rock, classic rock, alternative, and grunge like Nirvana, quirky indi stuff like Jonathan Coulton, classical or instrumental, techno, VGM, and ambient

Food: I'm kind of partial to sandvich, pizza, chicken, and cookies.

Video games: Portal, Skyrim, Fallout, Myst, The Room, Oddworld, Shadow of the Colossus, Eve Online

Comedians: George Carlin, Mitch Hedberg, Gabriel Iglesias
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
freedom of speech
bullshit meter
more cowbell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
answers to silly questions like this or "how's it going?"
the meaning of words and their etymology.
mad libs.
what's wrong with your face?
the geography of fictional universes.
another home repair or DIY project.
Godzilla going "Nope Nope Nope.... Nope. t(ò∩ót)

the hypothesis that you can tell the political leanings of people by how much they follow your gaze during conversation.

if I were ever in a Milgram experiment, I'd probably shock the test subject with the highest voltage right away just to screw with the experimenter.

how related theoretical computer science is to group theory.

Are you pondering what I'm pondering?

Stuff I want to learn about:
Jewish culture
1950's history
scrap metal reprocessing
drink mixing
3D printing
human anatomy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
indulging in pizza and spreadsheets, unfortunately. Otherwise, I'm occasionally at the bar or at the movies with friends.
You should message me if
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you --
are authentic, modest, comfortable with who you are, and have no fucks.
like dogs.
arrive precisely when you mean to.
have your own quirky little passions.
can give and receive constructive criticism well.
know how to share responsibilities.
can appreciate silent company.
get as excited as me when listening to Taylor Mali.
can pass a turing test.
occasionally like to get a little buzzed and have long conversations.

You get bonus attraction points if you like building stuff and shopping at the hardware store.

So, without a doubt, I get along best with women who are tomboys. If you consider yourself a lady in the slightest bit,... it's unlikely you made it this far or you're skipping to the tl;dr explanation of "yeah,... no."