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Wafflols

24 M Pleasantville, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
ESFJ ftw

So yeah I'm Sean. I play bass, guitar, sing, rock out to thumping music, read fantasy and science fiction, and basically live the life of the average nerd.
Like zombies? Fuck Yeah! Like rolling d20s? Fuck Yeah! Like humor that could get your ass thrown in prison or killed? Hell Fucking Yeah!
Alright then, lets hang the fuck out!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I hop from music project to music project offering what help I can in the form of guitar or bass. If I'm not playing something somewhere everything just feels a little off. Other than that I travel around a bunch in the US and abroad. My favorite place I've gone so far has to be Iceland.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty fucking good at bass guitar. I weave a good tale and I've been known to cut a few jokes here and there. I also play a mean guitar guitar and I'm a fairly talented singer.
I'm pretty modest about most stuff unless I'm trying to be funny, so I guess you'd just have to meet me to find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually that I'm pretty shy. Once you get to know me you'll learn that I'm quirky, funny, and REALLY nerdy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I listen to everything. Yes, everything. Many people say "Oh yeah, I listen to and like most everything" but they really have only heard what pops up on the radio. I'll listen to "Bitches Brew" by Miles Davis and I'll listen to "Since I Left You" by The Avalanches. I'll listen to "Sleep is Wrong" by Sleepytime Gorilla Museum and I'll listen to "Sons of Northern Darkness" by Immortal.
I love music, I don't care the source.

That said, my favorite genre is post-rock/post-metal though I still have a soft spot for grunge/doom/stoner.
My favorite bands at the moment are (in no particular order):
Melvins, Sleep, Death, Porcupine Tree, Kvelertak, Mogwai, Anaal Nathrakh, Meshuggah, Spinnerette, Alcest, Nas, Les Discrets, Katatonia, Kyuss, Beyond Creation, Celtic Frost, Karma to Burn, Love Sex Machine, YOB, Ulver, The Fall of Troy, Gorgoroth, Big Business, NWA, EF, Queens of the Stone Age, Baroness, Jay Electronica, Fu Manchu, KARP, Dopethrone, The Mars Volta, Massive Attack, Unsane, Cult of Luna, Murder by Death, Gojira, Devin Townsend Project, Ihsahn, The Avalanches, Truckfighters, Down, Agalloch, Jefferson Airplane, Tool, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Indukti, Isis, He Is Legend, and Bongripper.

I don't read as much as I'd like to, but I'm a pretty big fantasy/sci-fi buff, mostly stuff like Raymond E. Feist, David Eddings, Tolkien, HP Lovecraft, and Isaac Asimov. Other than that I love me some Vonnegut. After all, who doesn't love reading the opinions of a depressed, anti-societal drunkard?

For movies, I will watch almost anything; though I have a love of B horror films, cult classics, and shitty movies. Rifftrax is my shit and the crappier the movie the happier I am and more likely to laugh as I watch it.

Food is my crack... I will eat anything and will try anything once. I have a food allergy to salmon though, random I know, so needless to say I don't eat that. But trust me when I say, I will devour food from any country and any culture.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Good food
The internet
Good friends
Coffee
Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid "deep" stuff like "imagine a color that doesn't exist" or "what if we all could fly, would we still find that ability amazing?" Other than that, trying to think of stupid ways to break games, lyrics, riffs, and other nonsense to fill the void between adventures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Band practice, bumming around with friends, or at some sort of loud as fuck metal/rock show
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am the hero Gotham needs
You should message me if
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- You plan on actually saying something, not just "Hey" or "What's up"
- If you have two hands
- If you can take a joke
- If you like to make people mad just to get them mad
- If any part of this made you think "Impressive... most impressive"
- If you like doing stupid things just so you'll have an awesome story for later
Yeah basically any of those.
Keep in mind, I might not reply to you but that doesn't mean I don't think you're awesome... I just sometimes forget.