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29 M Long Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 21
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
"A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone." -Larry David

Dating is hard, but everybody I know who's getting laid acts like being single/alone is some kind of holy grail or something. Tell that to the cast of The Walking dead.

WafukuCowboy, are you using classic zombie tropes to score points with the ladies?

Exactly! Dating sucks. I'll take any advantage I can get.

With that said, I'm pretty easygoing. I like to sleep in, read Reddit, play video games, laugh about whatever with my skypebros, listen to economics podcasts, drink whiskey, and sleep well medicated.

My major weaknesses are time travel, heavy traffic, narcolepsy, road construction, kissing strangers, and netbooks.

TLDR: If we go out and you show up to the date enveloped in a golden beam of light, I may try to equip you.
What I’m doing with my life
dreading my flight tomorrow, falling asleep in airplanes, looking for faster wifi, coming to terms with "the local blend", driving the shit out of balls at the range
I’m really good at
editing my Cupid when I should be sleeping, finding and connecting to the wifi, eating the peppers, losing at poker
The first things people usually notice about me
"You have pretty eyes." - People, mostly strangers.
"You're lucky you're single!" - Friends who are getting laid regularly.
"Your future girlfriend is going to appreciate the fact that you don't like sports." - A hairdresser; I asked a few girls I know what this meant and they told me she was hitting on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Coin Locker Babies, Popular Hits of the Showa Era, (Project Itoh's) Harmony, A Song of Ice and Fire, Kafka on the Shore, Choke, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Movies: V for Vendetta, The Dark Knight, The Prestige, Prisoners, The Shining, Frozen, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty

TV: Dexter, Burn Notice, Breaking Bad, South Park, HOUSE OF CARDS

Music: Jamiroquai, Keane, Phoenix, She, M83, Katy Perry, Owl City, Monstercat, Radiohead, The Prodigy, Savant
The six things I could never do without
more sleep than the average person, good stories, truffle oil, photos and chronicles, buying in bulk, high-density memory foam, Tahoe OG
I spend a lot of time thinking about
why I can only really jungle decently with Master Yi now, what I should do with my Bringer of Rain next, candy, my favorite medicinal strain, which island in scotland has the most esoteric distillery, how to get out of my sprint contract, photography, Japanese, euphemisms and dirty words, kink, and of course, logical punctuation, because on some level I really do care about grammar (hah, oh man. I had "grammar" spelled wrong for weeks here-- the irony)
On a typical Friday night I am
Looting 2.0, grinding ELO, skyping the bros, packing for a trip, fast asleep in my bed because yolo
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll require booze and drinking games to tell you my secrets.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
the stars and planets align signaling this world's destruction