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WagTheFunk

26 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So I just moved to San Francisco so yeah there is that.

So It's about time I actually put something relevant here, however if it's still no bueno then let me just apologize in advanced then. I tend to do things for the story. I want to be one of those dads or uncles that just has all the crazy stories to tell. So I already have a lot of good stories so if you want to hear one all you have to do is ask. ***Disclaimer: I believe in never letting the truth ruin a good story so there is a chance I might be exaggerating, and no you wont know what parts are***
I'm a college graduate with a BS. Yes I have a Bachelors in Science and not Art. There is a difference, what that difference is I don't know but there is. I do eventually plan on going back to school but not sure if that will be soon or ten years from now. I can tell you that I am enjoying not currently being in school so we will see how long that lasts.
I spend most of my disposable income on concerts/festivals/music. I buy all of my music legally. Not so much that I'm against illegal downloading but my old computer received a virus that pretty much killed it so I'm trying to make this one last as long as possible. But to answer your immediate question you have on your mind is yes I have been crowd surfing, yes it was fun, and no I probably wont do it again. However if I ever get the chance to stage dive I'm going to do that. I once tried to start my own band but that didn't last longer then the first band practice. I blame creative differences.
I like to watch sports and play sports whenever possible. If a game isn't on that I want to watch then there is a good chance ESPN or a movie will be on instead.
I like a good joke every now and then. Chuck Norris facts aren't jokes, they facts, hence why it says facts and not jokes.
I'm not a big fan of having pictures taken of me so that is why there is lack of them.
That's about all I have if you have a question about something just please feel free to ask, I promise I wont bite.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living the dream
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening and remembering things people say.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: Sigur Ros, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, The Beatles, DMB, Portugal. The Man, Rage Against The Machine, Radiohead, Bob, Jay Z, Kanye, Wille Nelson, Frank Turner, Outkast, Pearl Jam, Arcade Fire, Metallica, The Avett Brothers, Chemical Brothers, LCD Soundsystem. Almost anything to be honest.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, A Night at the Roxbury

Books: Anything Kurt Vonnegut.

Food: Is good

Shows: Curb Your Enthusiasm, It's Always Sunny
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, Water, Air, Medicine, Music, and Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How it's complicated being a wizard
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Straight West Coasting
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I love teenage girl movies
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you know how much face paint the insane clown posse goes through each year.
If you know who sings this lyric "papa won't leave you Henry, papa won't leave you boy"
If you want to hear a good story.
But most importantly because you want to.