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27 Phoenix, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 21, 2014
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Sales / Marketing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
At the base level, I just want the truth. I won't lie to you, so do the same please for me. I have had my fill of cheaters and girls who don't know what they want. I am working on building my life and I need someone who can help share and make the most of it with me. I am looking for balance.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
My life is a movie and I am the main character. Right now I am in the middle of a training montage. I work, play video games, and get intoxicated on the weekend. This is my life. Just moved into my new townhouse in northeast Phoenix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm amazing at talking to and listening to people, I love psychology and communication. I study NLP, FACS, hypnotism, magic, and all other methods of charlatanry. I can make a person open up about very private things, and I do my best to help other people deal with their personal lives, if they are open to it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I put everybody at ease, because I accept every person as they are. This doesn't mean I don't judge, have preferences, or opinions, it just means I realize that so does everybody else and as long as we are compatible why shouldn't we get along?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: Kill Bill Volume 1, Desperado, The Dark Knight, Inglorious Basterds, Inception, Fight Club, Star Wars (all), Lord of the Rings (all), Saw (only the first one), and many others!

Books: Dragons of Perth (all), Steven Brust Fantasy, Harry Potter (all), The Chronicles of Narnia (all), War and Peace, Crime and Punishment, To Kill a Mockingbird, Robin Hood, Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes.

Music: Anything but Country.

Food: Everything!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Love
2. Water
3. Food
4. Safe Shelter
5. Video Games
6. Oxygen
7. Internet Access
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, The Universe, and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking, drinking, and living with my good friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I find people who cannot hold a serious conversation on at least some subjects to be completely annoying. I like to joke, but too much sarcasm is bad for the soul.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
1. You like long conversations about relativity.
2. You don't hate video games.
3. You are not freaky or disgusting.
4. You like humor, honesty, and integrity.