Born and raised in Maryland, but I love to get out of it and
travel. I have probably been to more places outside of the United
States than inside of it. I'm dreaming of going back to Germany,
but I just don't have the money right now. I miss it every day. I
find that I identify more with European social and political
values, than traditional American ones. For a very political
person, I'm very politically incorrect. I laugh at everything and
everyone, including myself.
I like opera, ancient Greek philosophy, and fighting with
republicans. I also suffer from an intense case of penis envy and
I'm terrified of needles. I hate toilet seat covers.
You probably noticed that I don't have any pictures of me making
kissy faces at the camera or trying to look sexy; I'm not that full
I am hilarious, entertaining, and clever
What I’m doing with my life
I work at a biotechnology company during the day, and I just got a
promotion! It's about time! I also do some translating work for my
company on the side. In the evening, I'm in DC working on my
Masters in International Communication at American University. I am
starting my last year.
I also just started playing rugby, so as you can imagine, I'm not a
I’m really good at
And I can type super fast.
The first things people usually notice about me
My high-pitched voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Republic (Plato); The Catcher in the Rye (Salinger); For
Whom the Bell Tolls (Hemingway); The Plague (Camus); I Hope They
Serve Beer in Hell (Max)
Movies: V for Vendetta (Best Movie Ever!); Team America; Wedding
Crashers; Old School; Coyote Ugly; Lola Rennt; The Fast and the
Furious; Armageddon; Good Bye Lenin!; Keiner Liebt Mich; Face Off;
Little Miss Sunshine; Fifth Element
I watch more movies about Hitler than one probably should.
Music: Shakira; Pat Benetar; Queen; Buckcherry; Rammstein; Bon
Jovi; Journey; Rick Astley
Food: Coffee, Coffee, and Coffee
The six things I could never do without
Black Eyeliner, My Ipod, Germany, My Chinchillas, Wedge Heels, and
Sunny my Manicurist
Does this make me sound a bit too materialistic? Really, I'm not.
Money is a nice thing to have, but it is far from being the most
important thing in the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the Nobel Peace Prize and Saving the world
I have also just realized today that I have never dated a guy with
chest hair. Not that I have anything against it; just seems to have
ended up this way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Just hanging out with friends, having fun.
Though, lately I have been home studying and doing research. I'm
looking to change this.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Girls poop too.
You should message me if
You hate anime, you don't have a unibrow, and you know the
difference between their and there.
Or you are just as bored as I am.