Born and raised in Maryland, but I love to get out of it and
travel. I have probably been to more places outside of the United
States than inside of it. I'm dreaming of going back to Germany,
but I just don't have the money right now. I miss it every day. I
find that I identify more with European social and political
values, than traditional American ones. For a very political
person, I'm very politically incorrect. I laugh at everything and
everyone, including myself.
I like opera, ancient Greek philosophy, and fighting with
republicans. I also suffer from an intense case of penis envy and
I'm terrified of needles. I hate toilet seat covers.
You probably noticed that I don't have any pictures of me making
kissy faces at the camera or trying to look sexy; I'm not that full
I am hilarious, entertaining, and clever