Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Born and raised in Maryland, but I love to get out of it and
travel. I have probably been to more places outside of the United
States than inside of it. I'm dreaming of going back to Germany,
but I just don't have the money right now. I miss it every day. I
find that I identify more with European social and political
values, than traditional American ones. For a very political
person, I'm very politically incorrect. I laugh at everything and
everyone, including myself.
I like opera, ancient Greek philosophy, and fighting with
republicans. I also suffer from an intense case of penis envy and
I'm terrified of needles. I hate toilet seat covers.
You probably noticed that I don't have any pictures of me making
kissy faces at the camera or trying to look sexy; I'm not that full
I am hilarious, entertaining, and clever
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a biotechnology company during the day, and I just got a
promotion! It's about time! I also do some translating work for my
company on the side. In the evening, I'm in DC working on my
Masters in International Communication at American University. I am
starting my last year.
I also just started playing rugby, so as you can imagine, I'm not a
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
And I can type super fast.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Republic (Plato); The Catcher in the Rye (Salinger); For
Whom the Bell Tolls (Hemingway); The Plague (Camus); I Hope They
Serve Beer in Hell (Max)
Movies: V for Vendetta (Best Movie Ever!); Team America; Wedding
Crashers; Old School; Coyote Ugly; Lola Rennt; The Fast and the
Furious; Armageddon; Good Bye Lenin!; Keiner Liebt Mich; Face Off;
Little Miss Sunshine; Fifth Element
I watch more movies about Hitler than one probably should.
Music: Shakira; Pat Benetar; Queen; Buckcherry; Rammstein; Bon
Jovi; Journey; Rick Astley
Food: Coffee, Coffee, and Coffee
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Black Eyeliner, My Ipod, Germany, My Chinchillas, Wedge Heels, and
Sunny my Manicurist
Does this make me sound a bit too materialistic? Really, I'm not.
Money is a nice thing to have, but it is far from being the most
important thing in the world.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Winning the Nobel Peace Prize and Saving the world
I have also just realized today that I have never dated a guy with
chest hair. Not that I have anything against it; just seems to have
ended up this way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just hanging out with friends, having fun.
Though, lately I have been home studying and doing research. I'm
looking to change this.
You should message me if
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You hate anime, you don't have a unibrow, and you know the
difference between their and there.
Or you are just as bored as I am.
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