I'm...
an nostalgic Ocean State native with a penchant for Eastern Philosophy.

an English major who frequently misspells Masachusetts.

a nonconformist who frequently buys into the system.

"I was told never to name-drop...Burt Reynolds told me that."
--stolen quote

President and founder of an independent film company
writing, directing, producing, acting

staying true to my own vision.
also: Jeopardy, bowling, miniature golf, ultimate frisbee, wiffleball, billiards, and birthday cake fights

my specs
I usually have some kind of bizarre facial hair pattern going on.
I am very tall, even without the cowboy boots.

Books:
The Great Gatsby
Glengarry Glen Ross
Watchmen

Movies:
Film Noir
foreign films
satires
depressing movies

Music:
I like mostly everything except Top 40 Radio, U2, and Fleetwood Mac
http://www.last.fm/user/utahsurfs91

TV:
I Love Lucy
bio, travel and food programs

Food:
24-hour diners
seafood
anywhere you can get a good burger

I'm too lazy to write anymore. Just ask.

1. My Friends/Family
2. Art (film, music, poetry, painting, etc.)
3. a sense of humor
4. gas in my tank
5. Freedom (of expression)
6. Time to decompress

wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive.

ideas for creative projects.

Alfred Hitchcock.

how I am going to win the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival by the time I am 35 years old.

cognitive dissonance.

selling out.

how society is devolving.

how Weezer used to be good.

palindromes, the ocean, traveling, destiny, balance, boredom, routine, possibilities, truth, justice, the American Dream, the absurd universe, the human condition

more shallow things like Youtube videos of people falling out of chairs and prank calls.

if I should be more active in my OkCupid photos.

why so many girls on this website like rock climbing, camping and books about S & M.

also...
how Smokey and the Bandit encapsulates America, and whether that’s a good or a bad thing. (2nd reference to Burt Reynolds, if you're counting)

with friends.
seeing a movie.
doing Michael Keaton impressions.
writing.
buying shit on the internet that I don't need to impress people I don't like.
skateboarding in empty parking lots.
trying to find good chili cheese fries.

This site is funnier than Youtube on it's best day.

I'd like to be an astronaut, but the space program virtually doesn't matter anymore. Too bad.

Larry David and Henry Rollins are two of my heroes.

The Hangover was one of the most overrated movies I have ever seen.

David Lynch is a genius of the highest kind.

Radiohead is NOT one of my favorite bands.

If you couldn't already tell, I like to overuse all of the following:
1. Parentheses
2. Commas
3. Quotation marks
4. The amount of white space on a single page

you...
want to watch Doctor Who or Firefly
like art theaters and midnight movies (Rocky Horror)
like to walk around museums/galleries
can shoot a game of pool
don’t conform because it’s fashionable
can appreciate British Comedy as well as Danish Tragedy

You should NOT message me if you...
are a pretentious flake
compare yourself to Liz Lemon (It's becoming a cliche ladies.)
think philosophy is a waste of time
don’t question authority
take yourself too seriously