Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Starting to rethink my user name. Yes, I enjoy smoking marijuana
and I use it in my work. That's right, I'm a comedy writer and I
get high and do my work, and if you have a problem with that, good
bye, Judgey Judgerson! But I like to think there's more to me than
being a pot smoker. Would be pretty sad if, anytime I ran into
somebody, their only thought was, "Oh great, here comes
YOU: Sweet, fun, cute, laugh at almost everything I say (because
how can you help yourself?) You give as good as you get. Not really
sure what that means but I heard it once on TV and always liked it.
I think it means you don't take any guff. Republicans tend to make
you queasy. You could give two shits past a nickle if two gay
people get married. The way you see it, it's none of your damn
business. If I mention a famous person I happen to know, the look
on your face tells me you are not impressed and may die of boredom.
You have your own thing that you do and are quite good at it. I'm
actually a little jealous. If I asked you to give up your thing you
would tell me to go screw. (I would never ask that) You are happy
to share your knowledge with me but don't act like you know
everything. And if I start acting like I know everything you put me
in my place straight away. You are not religious because you are
not a dope.
ME: You never mind about me. This is MY dog & pony ride.
Don't get me wrong, I LOVE sex! And I LOVE hot, nude girls! But I
have no interest in going to your website, or joining some club so
I can see all your sexy photos. I'm sure they're great! But I'd
rather meet somebody I can possibly start a relationship with. I
just ended a sentence with the word with. I did it again! Twice in
I also love good conversation with that certain someone I care
about. Great, ended that one with about. I'm finished here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wasting it. What an easy questionnaire!
No, I'm playing around! Right now I am writing an internet comedy
show. How does a job like that pay? Let's just say I'm not living
at The Ritz. Ha ha! Eventually I hope to get a bunch of cartoons on
television (I love writing cartoons!) but right now, I'm just
scraping by like most Americans. But, recently I have gotten back
into PERFORMING comedy, and not for the money, just because it's
something that I really enjoy. I just read that last sentence and
it made me whence. I'm going to stop now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Badminton. Think you can beat me? HA! And I make the best salsa
verde you're likely to find anywhere. I make a pretty excellent red
sauce too. My tacos are tasty and my pizza is good. And I make a
killer Philly cheese steak. (Literally, it will kill you. Do not
eat more than one a month at the most!)
I'm not comfortable with this whole bragging thing, I have to say.
It's one thing to brag about your salsa, but to talk about yourself
as a performer, as an artist... I can be pretty good at the comedy
thing. There, I said it. Don't like it. Feel like a douche. Let's
get back to the salsa verde. Up for a salsa-off? You will lose.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Who is that goofy-lookin' bald guy and why does he arouse me so?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Illusions by Richard Bach. A Prayer For Owen Meany by John Irving.
Crackpot by John Waters.
Apocalypse Now, Cool Hand Luke, Blazing Saddles, Defending Your
Mary Tyler Moore Show, Odd Couple, Taxi, Carol Burnett, Cheers,
MASH, Modern Family, Larry Saunders, Fernwood Tonight..
Jackson Browne, Bill Withers, Marvin Gaye, John Prine, Ray Charles,
I am a Mexican food fanatic! Have to have it at least three times a
week. Also like Thai food, Italian food, Indian food, Chinese food,
sushi... And there's nothing wrong with good ol' American barbecue!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Comedy, marijuana, Mexican food, my dog; Baxter, television, Nestle
Toll House Ultimate Chocolate Chip Lovers Cookies. ...Just
noticing, no mention of any kind of human contact in that list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can become the world's greatest living human being. That, or
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home smoking killer green bud, eating homemade tacos, drinking
Welch's Grape Soda, watching Shark Tank on TV, my faithful dog;
Baxter, beside me on the floor. Looks kind of pathetic written out
like that, but there ya go.
You should message me if
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You think we might get along pretty well together.
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