ATTENTION: Everyone who read the Twilight Saga, saw the Twilight movie..


A) I read the books. Good as a story, should not be considered great literature. The movie, which I admitt to seeing out of curiousity, was like having needles stabbed into all of my sensory organs repeatedly for the length of the movie.

B) If your love/ interest of vampires came to be because of this book, I really insist on you killing yourself immediately.

C) If I have to hear you say something about how hot Edward Cullen is, or actually, almost anything Twilight related when I know for a fact that it is the only book you have picked up since or during high school, I will be brought to the point in which I have to kill you and then your parents for bringing you into the world and perhaps your siblings or any of your other relatives who might be like you.

Seriously, shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing yourself.

On special days when I am grumpy and/bored with everyone alive, if I start to read your profile and somewhere in the about me section, claims something about not wanting to or being able to properly fit yourself into this tiny text box for whatever reason, I will probably stop reading immmediately.

That statement gives me a bad taste in my mouth, the kind you get when you hear an okay joke for the 100th time.

Are you unlikely to make the first move? Okstalker is a useful tool to make you ask yourself "Do I suck or do they?"
Is it that you have no time? Or that you don't have anything interesting to say? Or are you just have a profile to be a creeper?
Really, I'm curious. What could possibly go wrong if you take a chance or put in a little time?
You never know what you could be missing.