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WalkCleanAway

25 F Purchase, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:01pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fiercely comfortable with myself, I find myself laughing often. Roaming every nook and cranny of my soul and the universe, I feel immersed in life and connected to all things. My heart is lighter than a feather.

I never know what I'm looking for until I find it; I always end up where I should. My mind is saturated in possibility.

I am drawn to dynamic individuals that appreciate the strangeness of life and the strangeness within themselves.

I openly admit that despite my intuitive navigation through this life, I know nothing at all with distinct certainty. Can't fill a cup that's already full and all that.

[I am more approachable than my words let on.]
[However, I can promise to not answer your message if it's equivalent to what you'd say while cat calling someone on the street.]

One of my best friends recently described me lovingly as "a loose cannon," which I took as one of the greatest compliments I've ever received. Make of that what you will.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living up to Nietzsche's concept of the Eternal Return.

I do theatrical costume design and I was recently made Director of Aesthetic Design for a production company that's trying to get it's feet off the ground.

I'm a Philosophy major at a fabulously flamboyant art school most of the year.

Pretty much winging the entire life-thing and having a good laugh about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the ridiculous decision - good story conversion on the daily.

Parking my car at the same time a song ends.

Laughing contagiously.

Playing rough. Getting my hands dirty.

Satisfying my curiosity.

Favouriting fictional characters that end up dying.

Randomly disappearing for extended periods of time.
[Sometimes, I will not respond to your message for a ridiculous amount of time. I go through cycles of not knowing how to be a person and interacting with others falls to the bottom of my priorities.]
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically, I assume it's my hair, considering I get "CRUELLA DE VIL!" yelled at me by strangers fairly often.

I have been told that I have a soothing voice and a calming presence. I tend to be quiet; I prefer to listen.

Deep belly laughter and bear hugs.
My friends pretty much all refer to me as "Mama."
Where ever we are, I have probably already taken off my shoes.

I'm a bit hard of hearing, so I often respond to things not actually said which makes for some very silly conversation.

I'm sassy as heck.
I'm kind of an asshole.
I'm burning with soundless, serene intensity.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A)Tom Robbins, Fitzgerald, Whitman, Bukowski, Byron, Blake, Neruda, Wilde, Plath, Emerson, Dylan Thomas, Keats, Nietzsche, Bataille, Steigler more. The Never Ending Story, Still Life With Woodpecker, The Picture Of Dorian Gray, The Count Of Monte Cristo, The Golden Compass series, Mortal Instruments, Infernal Devices, Divergent, Dune, Tales From Earthsea, The Ramayana and mostly anything that has to do with make believe, madness, or great adventures.
*Currently reading: Nausea, Venus In Furs, & Phenomenology of Spirit.

B) Top Seventeen: The Life Aquatic. The Dreamers. Wristcutters: A Love Story. Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind. Dead Man. Gangs Of New York. Cecil B. Demented. Synecdoche, New York.The Diving Bell and The Butterfly. The Secretary. Benny and Joon. The Edukators. Children Of Men. Mrs. Muir and The Ghost. Natural Born Killers. Buffalo 66'. Sweet Movie.
Everything Disney, black & white, western, French, British or slow.

C) I don't really watch television but I enjoy watching shows on Netflix.
Doctor Who. Arrested Development. 6 Feet Under. The Tudors. Lost. The Office. Twin Peaks. 30 Rock. Don't Trust The B. Pushing Daisies. Reaper. The IT Crowd. Being Human (UK). Shameless (UK). Skins (UK). Spaced. Black Books. Peep Show. Bob's Burgers. Workaholics. Dead Like Me. Criminal Minds. South Park. Daria. Boy Meets World. Firefly. Torchwood. Battlestar Galactica. Merlin. Robin Hood. The Golden Girls. Legend Of The Seeker. The Good Guys. Dexter. 21 Jump Street. Party Down. Adventure Time. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. CSI Miami. Parks and Rec..

D)
Under water music. Sunrise music. Asleep with my face in the crook of your neck music. On mushrooms at a drag queen festival music. Painting naked music. And this and that and I suppose what comes to mind when you think of playing in the snow and laughing for so long that you're numb and breathless and cold and so happy that you're more ready to die than you've ever been.

E) Indian, Thai and Japanese. I tend to go through phases- some are wonderful, some are strange.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Literature/ Stories/ Make-believe
2. Silence/ Nature/ Solitude
3. Film/ Ideas/ Thought
4. Music/ Laughter/ Emotion
5. Courage.
6. Art/ Creativity/ Love

I also have a strong love for animals, adventure, driving, camping and a slew of other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Walking with Shamans in Ecuador.

Moving to New Orleans once I'm done with school.

I have a form of Synesthesia and am always curious about how other people experience the world.

How strange it is to be anything at all.

Saving the Earth and all animals.

Living alone in the woods.

Space.

The necessary insanities of the moon.

Wanderlust.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an unbearably cheerful morning person.

I, at times, can come off as a bit emotionally removed, but beneath all that lurks an extraordinary, boundless romanticism for life itself.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You Follow your inner moonlight; don't hide the madness.
You play the banjo and will let me listen.

You'd let me live if you found out I was a werewolf.

You're not looking to just fuck some stick figure in heels. (I'm a foxy, full figured, classy lady who prefers to be barefoot.)

You can survive a week in the woods with nothing but a knife and a lighter and still know the difference between 'you're' and 'your' as well as 'their', 'there' and 'they're'.

You are anything like Clint Eastwood in The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. Or Jonny Quest.
You know how to live without cowardice, regrets, shame or guilt but instead do things in the name of love, beauty, truth and freedom.
You are cosmic and earthy all at once.

You are interested in the zombie apocalypse, cryptozoology, linguistics, metaphysics, astrology, or other fun stuff to stimulate my noggin.

You're not self-conscious. I'm not.

You have good table manners.
You enjoy board games!
You have a sense of humour (PLEASE.)

Dorothy is your favourite Golden Girl.
Buttercup is your favourite Powerpuff Girl.

You are not a level 5 clinger.
You are a good person to trip/roll with.

You have an imagination.
You know better than to let material things have hold of your life.
You know what a Sassafrassian is.

You know how long Arienette will stay for.

You are interested in having arts and crafts time with me.
If you relate to animals and plants more than people.

If you can keep up with my ever growing need for useless information, poetry and adventure.

OR! Whatever other reason you can think of.