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32 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
A child of Pulp, David Lynch, Transformers, Cronenberg, Shakespeare, Murukami, Christopher Nolan, The National, Colm McCarthy, Suede, Paul Thomas Anderson, Bukowski, Eastbound and Down, Radiohead, Judge Dread, the Coen Brothers, Wong Kar Wai, Sarah Kane, Will Ferrell, The National, Super Mario World on the Super Nintendo and Streets of Rage on the Megadrive.

i'm a creative person with a pretty dry, sarcastic wit. I'd go into detail about how compassionate, considerate, outgoing and driven I am, but I'd prefer demonstrating that in person - these things tend to sound just a little comical when stated baldly on the internet. I'm an actor who fills my sometimes brief, sometimes extended breaks from doing that by working in a box office, selling tickets.

Below is one of my favourite quotes, which I know probably counts as cheating - but I'm not going to grope for a less brilliant way of expressing the below. It sums up a lot about my attitude to life and probably tells you more about me than any list of favourite bands, my secret longing for a cat or my planned coping strategies post-Breaking Bad ever could (the last two points being very true, btw).

“When did your childhood end? How badly did you get hurt, when you did, when you were this little wee little hurtable thing, nothing but big eyes, a heart, a few hundred words? Isn’t it wonderful how we never recover? Injuries and wounds, ladies and gents. Slights and abuses, oh, what a paradise. Living in fear, suiting the hurt to our need. What a happy life. What a good game. Who can stand the most, the most life, and still smile, still grin into the coming night and say more, more, encore, encore, you fuckers, you fates, just give me more of the bloody bloody same.”
― Will Eno, Thom Pain*

*disclaimer: if you read the above and think 'textbook tortured artist', please don't. I've little patience for self-indulgent wallowing, either in myself or any prospective friend/partner in crime. Selective wallowing fine on occasion, but...
What I’m doing with my life
Winning. Selectively.
On a typical Friday night I am
Seeing a show, a film or a gig, or back home watching something - probably in that order of likeliness.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends