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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 12
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
These are always tough to do without coming off as either self-aggrandizing, self-effacing, or a crazy person. With that in mind, let me cut to the chase and just cover my bases.

I am at least half as intelligent as I think I am.

I am constantly trying to be better than my last mistake.

I am an elaborate costume being worn by a skeleton in disguise.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I don't think I can say I'm a "recent" college grad anymore, but the next step has been a work in progress for longer than I imagined it would be. Moved to the Baltimore/DC area a few months ago and seeing what there is to be seen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Resisting the temptation to write this profile in-character as either Ernest Hemingway or H. P. Lovecraft.

Not doing the things I told myself I would do today.

Over-analyzing things. All things.

Keeping up the shallow pretense that I am an adult.

Knowing things no reasonable person has a right to know. This trivia, it is my gift, it is my curse.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an uncommon name that generally gets some attention, followed in no particular order by my hirsute facial accouterment, my inexplicably blue eyes, and my occasionally ultrasonic voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Television: Netflix has ruined me as human being. In terms of "current" shows I dig me some Community, Legend of Korra, Venture Brothers, Archer, Don't Trust The B, Game of Thrones, and Downton Abbey. I also periodically marathon old favorites like Daria, Rome, Gargoyles, Deep Space Nine, and No Reservations.

Authors: Micheal Chabon, Malcolm Gladwell, Edward Abbey, William Gibson, H.P. Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman, Jack Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Eric Flint, Charles Stross, and recently Jason Jack Miller. I have a very hate/love relationship with Hemingway and Stephen King. There are also a good number of authors who have one book I really love and an entire body of work I am utterly indifferent to.

Music: I'm more of a singles guy than a fan of artists, but I have a few standouts. The Protomen, Coheed and Cambria, The Cruxshadows, John McCutcheon, Disturbed, The Glitch Mob, Black Sabbath, Kris Kristoferson, and Pink.

Movies: Just to narrow it down these are films I will watch under any circumstances for no reason at all. Gandhi, Saving Face, Gangs of New York, Mr. Holland's Opus, Princess Mononoke, Casablanca, The Prestige, Training Day, Drumline, Big Trouble In Little China, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, American Pop, and Con Air.

Food: As a rule, I like food. There's not much I won't at least try. I also enjoy cooking and like experimenting with new recipes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Books
2) Also More Books
3) Thank You Yes Books
4) A Notebook
5) Actually A Few Notebooks
6) Food?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I need to be doing other, more productive things right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working these days. After which I generally make some dinner with varying degrees of flare and commence my ritual sacrifice to the internet gods. Truly I live life on the razor's edge.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm your archetypal wishy-washy agnostic. A hopeful skeptic. However despite my distaste-to-disdain for organized religion I find myself envious of the religious experience. Faith is an integral human force. It moves us, to things both great and abominable, but it is something I have never felt.
You should message me if
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You are moved by an ill-defined and ill-understood urge to do so. Honestly I'm up for chatting as much as anything. As a transplant I'm always in need of some new acquaintances.