Pro Chef; starting a side-hustle doing one-pot catering on top of my 2-12 job. If you can't feed yourself/spend over $300-mo on food, and can eat the same thing for a week straight, I can solve your problems.
Intersectional Feminism or GTFO
Mass effect reference -------------^
Semi-pro cuddler. I'll trade you dinner if you review me.
Aggressively honest, forthcoming, authentic.
I have a literal sex Tardis.
I'm probably too busy for you unless your expectations of time commitment are flexible
Cooking at home, drooling over my friends cats or knitting/crocheting skills, blues/contra dancing mondays and thursdays sometimes, chasing cute pplz to smooch, having not enough time for too many interests (read: your face), and playing board games.
Struggling with how to approach cute people without being like EVERY MONOCISHET DUDE EVER. It's crippling, really. I'm so cognizant of how much shit y'all get every fucking day that I miss out cause I refuse to be just another person hitting on you. Make it easier on me and say Hi?
~*Trying to find meaningful ways to realize my life goal of removing competitive social models from our society and replacing them with sustainable cooperative ones.*~
- Cuddling. I was serious about trading you dinner for reviewing me.
- Games/identifying systems and abusing them
- Problem Solving
- PC building
- Pretty much any outdoor activity. Name one; I like it. Yes, especially that one.
- Making out
- Tying knots ;3
At rest, I'm quiet. I don't feel the need to impose my ego upon others in conversation/through actions; I'd rather analyze situations and think slowly. I'm only particularly interested in people enthusiastic about me. Engage me though, break that initial barrier of communication and I will drown you. Emotionally, intellectually, logistically, sexually.
Food = Everything, esp. Okra.
I read a fuck-ton.
Ambient stuff that either chills me out, turns me on, or both. Improv Jazz.
- Good food.
- Really fracking good hugs. At least 20 seconds long, preferably.
- Internet. It was a sizable moral victory to have made it to number three without having listed this yet.
- Cats. If you have a cat(s), you should let me see them :)
- People. I fucking love all of you wonderful human beings.
- Community. Yeah it's eight fuck you.
Honestly, I have few needs; I live a simple existence, my goals are not expensive, they just require time and effort (and a little bit of money, but what doesn't?).
Games as an emergent, interactive art form. Esp in relation to more traditional artistic mediums.
Intersectional Feminism, and how I can be a better ally for women and minority groups without inadvertently drowning out their voice with my stupid white man privilege.
No, really, being inclusive of minority groups' needs/interests and figuring out how my service org can accommodate them better is REALLY HARD.
The relationship (or lack thereof) between kink, fetish, and sex.
The juxtaposition between competition and cooperation.
Making my own porn. Hmu with ideas/anecdotes/offers.
This is where I throw out a lot of buzzwords for people to find me by searching. Rape culture, intersectionality, sex+, sex positive, mysoginy, GQ, Genderqueer, Trans*
Calling out my coworkers for being sexist, misogynistic, bigoted assholes.
Hanging out with you?
Waaaahhhhh~ Sugoii kawaii desu-ne???
I (not-so) secretly want to be domesticated.
I'm sexually aroused by the explicit exchange of consent between persons.
I'm two degrees removed from Stoya sexually.
I'm not opposed to casual sexual relationships, but that doesn't mean I'm (necessarily) into hooking up blindly. I want my partners to be my friends. I want to hang out and have fun doing whatever and understanding that sometimes as humans we want and need that social/emotional contact with someone, even if it's just us saying "I love you. It's no big deal. It doesn't mean you're The One, or even one of the ones. It doesn't mean you have to love me back. It doesn't mean we have to date, or marry, or even cuddle. It doesn't mean we have to part ways dramatically in a flurry of tears and broken dishes. It doesn't mean I'll love you until I die, or that I'll still love you next year, or tomorrow."
You want to cook sometime! Bonus points if you have dietary restrictions like Celiac's, Veganism, Vegetarianism (and it's various forms), etc.
You're interested in a cuddle-buddy for the winter, whether in a platonic setting or otherwise. I have references, and you get a free dinner out of it if you write me a review.
You want to watch tentacle porn and let me tie you up.
You can cut through the bullshit to get to who you really are as a person.
You think this is amazing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk7_dXIKt0Y
You play League!
If you'd like someone to cook lunch and dinner for you for the week at the approx cost of 4 dollars a meal.