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Kinky, Queer, Poly Gamer balancing competitive fantasies with
cooperative philosophies. I'm always thinking of macro-scale
implications to things.
Pro Chef; starting a side-hustle doing one-pot catering on top of
my 2-12 job. If you can't feed yourself/spend over $300-mo on food,
and can eat the same thing for a week straight, I can solve your
Intersectional Feminism or GTFO
Mass effect reference -------------^
Semi-pro cuddler. I'll trade you dinner if you review me.
Aggressively honest, forthcoming, authentic.
I have a literal sex Tardis.
I'm probably too busy for you unless your expectations of time
commitment are flexible
What I’m doing with my life
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Launching Philadelphia Service Cooperative; a low-cost housing
solution for persons wanting to dedicate portions of their lives to
community/social work. Www.Phillyservice.coop
Cooking at home, drooling over my friends cats or
knitting/crocheting skills, blues/contra dancing mondays and
thursdays sometimes, chasing cute pplz to smooch, having not enough
time for too many interests (read: your face), and playing board
Struggling with how to approach cute people without being like
EVERY MONOCISHET DUDE EVER. It's crippling, really. I'm so
cognizant of how much shit y'all get every fucking day that I miss
out cause I refuse to be just another person hitting on you. Make
it easier on me and say Hihi?
~*Trying to find meaningful ways to realize my life goal of
removing competitive social models from our society and replacing
them with sustainable cooperative ones.*~
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Cooking. Unless it's some new-age science-driven gastronomic shit
that requires $3000 equipment (I'm looking at you, Modernist
Cuisine), I can probably do it with my eyes closed.
- Cuddling. I was serious about trading you dinner for reviewing
- Games/identifying systems and abusing them
- Problem Solving
- PC building
- Pretty much any outdoor activity. Name one; I like it. Yes,
especially that one.
- Making out
- Tying knots ;3
The first things people usually notice about me
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Adjectives/phrases I hear ascribed to me regularly: Adorable, CUTE,
genuine, sweet, honest, real, safe, weird, REALLY nerdy,
introspective, methodical, decisive.
At rest, I'm quiet. I don't feel the need to impose my ego upon
others in conversation/through actions; I'd rather analyze
situations and think slowly. I'm only particularly interested in
people enthusiastic about me. Engage me though, break that initial
barrier of communication and I will drown you. Emotionally,
intellectually, logistically, sexually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TBH, I'm really not into basing my matches on media preferences
unless you want to watch tentacle porn with me. I want you for your
mind, your philosophies, your beliefs, and your body, not what
fandom you prefer to be spoonfed
Food = Everything, esp. Okra.
I read a fuck-ton.
Ambient stuff that either chills me out, turns me on, or both.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Good food.
- Really fracking good hugs. At least 20 seconds long,
- Internet. It was a sizable moral victory to have made it to
number three without having listed this yet.
- Cats. If you have a cat(s), you should let me see them :)
- People. I fucking love all of you wonderful human beings.
- Community. Yeah it's eight fuck you.
Honestly, I have few needs; I live a simple existence, my goals are
not expensive, they just require time and effort (and a little bit
of money, but what doesn't?).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Games as an emergent, interactive art form. Esp in relation to more
traditional artistic mediums.
Intersectional Feminism, and how I can be a better ally for women
and minority groups without inadvertently drowning out their voice
with my stupid white man privilege.
The relationship (or lack thereof) between kink, fetish, and
The juxtaposition between competition and cooperation.
Making my own porn. Hmu with ideas/anecdotes/offers.
This is where I throw out a lot of buzzwords for people to find me
by searching. Rape culture, intersectionality, sex+, sex positive,
mysoginy, GQ, Genderqueer, Trans*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting my ass kicked behind a stainless steel counter top standing
in 120 degree heat next to a 750 degree grill with 20 orders
hanging in front of me.
Calling out my coworkers for being sexist, misogynistic, bigoted
Hanging out with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty damned nerdy. We're talkin' king of the nerds shit here
folks. Be ye warned.
Waaaahhhhh~ Sugoii kawaii desu-ne???
I (not-so) secretly want to be domesticated.
I'm sexually aroused by the explicit exchange of consent between
I'm two degrees removed from Stoya sexually, and therefore three
from James Deen.
I'm not opposed to casual sexual relationships, but that doesn't
mean I'm (necessarily) into hooking up blindly. I want my partners
to be my friends. I want to hang out and have fun doing whatever
and understanding that sometimes as humans we want and need that
social/emotional contact with someone, even if it's just us saying
"I love you. It's no big deal. It doesn't mean you're The One, or
even one of the ones. It doesn't mean you have to love me back. It
doesn't mean we have to date, or marry, or even cuddle. It doesn't
mean we have to part ways dramatically in a flurry of tears and
broken dishes. It doesn't mean I'll love you until I die, or that
I'll still love you next year, or tomorrow."
You should message me if
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You vehemently identify as an intersectional feminist and want to
invite me to any kind of event or gathering with like-minded
people, even in a casual context. I'd like to help somehow but if
not I'll gladly take the chance to hang out with awesome people who
share the same values as me.
You want to cook sometime! Bonus points if you have dietary
restrictions like Celiac's, Veganism, Vegetarianism (and it's
various forms), etc.
You're interested in a cuddle-buddy for the winter, whether in a
platonic seeing our otherwise. I have references, and you get a
free dinner out of it if you write me a review.
You want to watch tentacle porn and let me tie you up.
You can cut through the bullshit to get to who you really are as a
You think this is amazing:
You play League!
If you'd like someone to cook lunch and dinner for you for the week
at the approx cost of 4 dollars a meal.
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