Also note: if you cannot muster at least a complete sentence in your initial message, don't bother sending the message.
I cannot summarize myself. I am Wise Beyond my years, and Old Beyond my Looks.
Everything else is a matter of opinion.
In other words, Self Summaries suck, if you want to know about me its vastly more efficient to ask.
Because why not...
**You can ask me any 3 questions and I'll answer them, no matter how dirty, kinky, or perverted, copy this to your profile to see what you get asked!** - copied from another