You're over 35 and literate...Seriously.
You're a non-generic conversationalist.
I am not looking to jump into anything right away. Having a man in
my life is a bonus at this point, not a necessity...so I'm not in
any rush. That means I'm probably not going to give you my phone
number right away, nor am I going to make plans to meet you
immediately. Exchanging messages over one (or two...or three)
day(s) does not automatically make me interested in you. See if you
can give me a reason to WANT to hang out with you! I am not
interested on wasting any of my time on something that does not
have significant potential, mainly because I don't have that kind
of time to waste!
Also...if you can figure out what my name is without having to ask.
Seriously, That's impressive. I mean, wow. A man with intelligence
is so attractive.
If you ask me any question that can be answered by simply reading
my profile, first I'll tell you to go back and read this, then you
should probably understand that you aren't ever going to meet me or
carry on any type of prolonged conversation with me. You should be
intelligent and creative enough to read and absorb this, and come
up with unique questions of your own. You need to be interested in
ME...as a person....and not just what I look like.
DISCLAIMER (better to be honest up front..right??)....
I'm high maintenance (What does that even really mean?!
Whatever...point is it's not an insult, so don't think you can hurt
my feelings by telling me I am...because I'll just agree with you
and probably piss you off even more) and somewhat intimidating
(although the man I'm wanting won't be intimidated by me one bit).
For the most part, I'm sweet, yes, but I do have a bit of a bite to
me as well. I'm very feisty and can be a bit of a firecracker at
times. I'm a straight shooter and I'm not into babying and coddling
anyone. I DO NOT put up with bullshit, and I DON'T have a problem
calling you out on it. If you are scared, put off, or offended by
that type of personality then you aren't the man I'm looking for.
Don't take it personal, it's not you. It just is what it is.
I don't care how much money you make or what car you drive, so
don't tell me like it matters. Those things don't define how you
treat a woman.
Only serious applicants need apply.