You're over 30 and literate...
Over 30 years old.
Able to read and write like an adult.
If you're under 30, don't bother messaging me. You're wasting your
time and mine. I'll just tell you right now that I don't make
exceptions. I've been really good with trying to answer everyone,
but I'm getting REALLY tired of getting lectures on how YOU don't
like MY preferences and how that makes ME a (insert foul name
here). So, I'll make it easy. If you're under 30 and you message
me, I will no longer reply back. Your message will sit in my
filtered folder until I go in and clean it out.
You're a non-generic conversationalist.
If you ask me any question, including asking me what my name is,
that can be answered by simply reading my profile, our conversation
is over. I will redirect you back to this section of my profile and
that will be the end of it.
I am not looking to jump into a relationship. I'm a "friends first
and go from there" type of woman. I am at a place in my life where
I am happy being single, therefore I am not in any sort of rush to
meet someone. DO NOT ask me to meet you right away. It's NEVER
going to happen, so it's best if you don't even waste your time
asking. Just because I respond to your messages does not mean I'm
automatically interested in you.
DISCLAIMER (better to be honest up front..right??)....
I'm somewhat intimidating (although the man I'm wanting won't be
intimidated by me one bit). For the most part, I'm sweet, yes, but
I do have a bit of a bite to me as well. I'm very feisty and can be
a bit of a firecracker at times. I'm a straight shooter and I'm not
into babying and coddling anyone. I DO NOT put up with bullshit,
and I DON'T have a problem calling you out on it. If you are
scared, put off, or offended by that type of personality then you
aren't the man I'm looking for. Don't take it personal, it's not
you. It just is what it is.
Many of those that I reject come back with, "Well, I know why
you're single!" And guess what? So do I!! Here's WHY I am still
I don't care how much money you make or what car you drive, so
don't tell me like it matters. Those things don't define your
maturity level or how you treat a woman.
Only serious applicants need apply.