I am fun loving, super funny, extrovert. I have little to no back hair, and no stalking convictions. First, if you are a tatted, pierced, freaky gal, don't think I won't be interested in you. I would be VERY interested (can't seem to get you gals to give me a look - hey, I have A tattoo. . .its a start and I might get more) I like going out dining and dancing, and I like the outdoors, hiking, camping, etc. I am looking for lady to spend time with. I am a liberal from sexual to political matters and you probably should be also. I am a bit of a thrill junkie, am the anti-dull, and anything but plain vanilla. You may very well go out on a date with me, and never want another (unlikely but anything is possible,) but you will have a good time, and will be entertained. . . I guarandamtee it.
Here are some real life testimonials via text and email from actual woman who have met me on dates:
Lisa A. "Don't call me, don't contact me, I just want to forget. . . pls. The next time you hear from me, it will be through my lawyer!"
Melissa J. "I thought meeting you at a place where I have friends hanging out would be a safe bet. . . I am never going to live this down. WHO ACTS LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC?"
Jackie P. "Uh, I hate to ask, but there is like $50 missing from my purse. . . "
Donna B. "So I decide to sleep with you and you try and stick a finger up my butt. . . who the hell does that!"
Carmen D. "Wow, you actually wore that on a date, THAT. . . did you make a special trip to the GoodWill just for me? Was it the last f'ing thing left on the clearance rack on the 2nd day of the month?"
Myra S. "My mother was trying to give you a kiss on the cheek, THE CHEEK, but she appreciated the tongue cleaning you gave her dentures. OMG, she's almost 70 and she's my MOM. . . could you lose my number please, please, please."
Dina B. "[After our date I deleted my profile]. . . I've decided to give dating up for a long while. I'm apparently a bad judge of character and I think being alone is preferable."
Tina S. "You said you had to run and get some money to pay for dinner. . . where did you "run," Nome Alaska.. . . you owe me $78.50 and cab fare you *sshole."
Anonymous "I am so glad I didn't give you my real name, soooo very glad."
If you laughed at the above, we might actually get along.