Here are some real life testimonials from actual woman who have met me on dates:
Lisa A. "Don't call me, don't contact me, I just want to forget. . . pls. The next time you hear from me, it will be through my lawyer!"
Melissa J. "I thought meeting you at a place where I have friends hanging out would be a safe bet. . . I am never going to live this down. WHO ACTS LIKE THAT IN PUBLIC?"
Jackie P. "Uh, I hate to ask, but there is like $50 missing from my purse. . . "
Donna B. "So I decide to sleep with you and you try and stick a finger up my butt. . . who the hell does that!"
Carmen D. "Wow, you actually wore that on a date, THAT. . . did you make a special trip to the GoodWill just for me? Was it the last f'ing thing left on the clearance rack on the 2nd day of the month?"
Myra S. "My mother was trying to give you a kiss on the cheek, THE CHEEK, but she appreciated the tongue cleaning you gave her dentures. OMG, she's almost 70 and she's my MOM. . . could you lose my number please, please, please."
Minnie T. ". . just have to ask, did you sneak into my house after I went to work and steal all my underwear"
Tina S. "You said you had to run and get some money to pay for dinner. . . where did you "run," Nome Alaska.. . . you owe me $78.50 and cab fare you *sshole."
Anonymous "I am so glad I didn't give you my real name, soooo very glad."
If you laughed at the above, we might actually get along.