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Walrus_Pants

28 M Copenhagen, Denmark

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I just got back to Copenhagen. That is - I used to be here and then I kinda swore the whole place off - but now I'm back. For good. Probably.

I spent the last year as a kind of technohippy nomad type of thing. I thought I could be happy that way. I was pretty wrong about that.

Um... also, I'm an American but not that kind of American. Well, really I'd like to be that kind of American. I'd like to have a southern accent or something fun like that. Rather, I have a kind of normal accent maybe? I'm from Seattle if that clears things up.

This is really seeming a lot more about accents than about me so I'll just finish up. I'm here mostly for new local friends. Dating sites don't work so well for actual dating - or at least for me! So be a friend :)

Also, I <3 danes but I know that most of you aren't danes here. Non danes can be alright, too.
What I’m doing with my life
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I make stuff - clothes, video games, short form media, web scrapers, food, things that replace people, things that connect people, dating site profiles.

For work, I made video games - many you haven't heard of and one you might have. But that's all in the past. Now, I make software companies. Not like making stuff for software companies - the actual companies themselves.

Making gives me the illusion of eternity.

I bet you make stuff, too.

If you don't, we could make stuff together. If you do, we could still make stuff together. I guess it doesn't matter if you do or don't. The point is, making stuff with friends is always better.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I only just now discovered the hyperbole and a half blog. I guess this should go in the private things section but its a favorite thing, too.

I ingest a crazy amount of meat. I will eat all the animals!

I also consume cultural food of cultures other than my own and that can be tasty as well.

I watch things like girls, south park, game of thrones, random 80s movies, seinfeldian comedies, anything with Philip Seymour Hoffman. That man is a living god. Okay not living anymore :(

Bukowski has been a solid friend in airports.

Planet Money is an excellent podcast on economic bullshitery.

This section is a train wreck. I like stuff in many categories and often times it's the same stuff as other people like but not always!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm the only straight dude on okcupid to message other dudes. Prove me wrong!
You should message me if
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All you super busy and super hip people can go be busy and hip with someone else. I'm neither of these things.

Be genuine and there's no way we won't be BFFs.