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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 3:31am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please don't presume we're doomed simply because I am consumed alongside the loons.

It's passed June and the caterpillar remains confined within its cocoon. Please don't presume I'm a prune.

Encumbered echoes pulsate on enchanted delusion; why succumb to a certain conclusion?

Rhymes and rants tantalize regal melodies before we realize the sounds have drowned the crown.

Evoke sirens erie call on falls enveloping sweep across streets we sheep have to somberly creep.

I've haven't updated this in a quite a while. I'm not going to lie; I was pretty high when I wrote the above. Sleep is the greatest gift bestowed to humanity, and the key to consciousness. Just bought myself a nice mountain that had to be fixed numerous times before being ready for adventure,

Fiction or nonfiction? I tend to lean towards nonfiction due to the knowledge found in books. Ideas, schools of thought, psychology, mathematics, and history. You learn so much from history. The rise and fall of great empires: the Romans and Greeks. How much the US resembles both the positive and negative of each empire.

TV! Nuff' said. Truth be told, I enjoy way too many movies and shows. I started a list below that could've been longer. Some days you feel like writing a list, I suppose. Tedtalks to south park.

I listen to anything as least once. Classical to rap. Foreign to rock.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Been a while since I updated my profile. I'm in the process of switching careers and heading back to school to study computer engineering and statistics; I know so glamorous.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
absorbing information
Cooking french toast
making people guess my ethnicity
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
fuzzy hair
Shorts in 20 degree weather
Mistaken identity
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: authors; Joseph Campbell, Kant, David Hume, Sun Tzu, Dr. Seuss, David Foster Wallace, Poe, Hemingway, Roberto Bolaño, Robert Frost, Wallace Stevens, Walt Whitman, Voltaire, Jonathon Swift, Howard Zinn, George Orwell, e.e. cummings, Langston Hughes, Robert Heinlein, Stephen Turnbull, Philip K. Dick, Lao Tzu, Ayn Rand

Movies: Dog Day Afternoon, Hot Fuzz ,Unforgiven, The Deer Hunter, Casino, Schindler's List, The Wedding Singer, Heat, Training Day, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Saving Private Ryan, Ameilia, Equilibrium, Reservoir Dogs, The Departed, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, Jackie Brown, Gladiator, American Beauty, Friday, Pulp Fiction, The Silence Of The Lambs, A Clockwork Orange, Platoon, Goodfellas, Carlito's Way, Taxi Driver, American Gangster, Shaun of the Dead, Revolutionary Road, Police Story, Rumble in the Bronx, Scarface, Oldboy, Network, My Neighbor Totoro, Miller's Crossing, Dogville, Dogma, Before the Devil Knows, You're Dead, Shawshank Redemption, Primal Fear, 1984, The World According to Garp, Momento, Dark City, Batman: The Dark Knight, The Godfather, Kick-Ass, The Hangover, Full Metal Jacket, The Usual Suspects, District 9, Fight Club, The Thin Red Line, The Fisher King, Deconstructing Harry

Shows: Family Guy, Archer, South Park, Cops, Veep, Curb Your Enthusiasm, TED Talks, Anger Management, Workaholics, Key and Peele, Breaking Bad, Boardwalk Empire, East Bound and Down, Colbert Report, Game of Throne, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Louie, Chappelle Show

Music: All except heavy metal. A lot of hip hop with rock, classical, underground, and indie mixed in. I look for a certain sound that captures my ear; there is a Jackie Chan song that I like. I don't understand it but the song sounds awesome to my ears. (Yes, Jackie Chan sings.)

Food: Almost all
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
written word
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
enlightenment procedure
zombie apocalypse
filtering impulsion
consciousness under the influence of different psycho-actives
Thinking about how to implement the stuff that I was thinking the day before
the need to finish Skyrim
Ways to find insanity
Why the hell did I go to 4chan?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
reading a book or writing something
You should message me if
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you're looking for someone to explore the city, museums, galleries, comedy, or just a stroll at a park.
your mind demands some intellectual stimulation
If you're not a religious zealot who has been brainwashed
Want a bike riding partner