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30 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:24am
5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
When I was in Greece my hair was pink. This girl stopped me and wrapped her little hands around mine. I had no idea what she was saying to me until her grandma told me "she thinks your hair is beautiful." She was clearly embarrassed by the child latching onto a stranger but it was one of my most favorite life moments and I honestly wish I was more like that little girl.

If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."

I probably hate dating.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saying "hi buddy" to every dog I pass on the street while completely ignoring the owner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job. Which also happens to be my favorite thing to do. Talk about win/win.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I never read this portion of profiles because this shit should not define you. If I have to fucking answer, my answer is: all of it.

I still think mix CDs are, like, the most romantic thing ever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Let's be real, I could live without all of these things, but in a perfect world:

Liquid lipstick, a good mattress, boots, kefir, Olaplex, and my magic blanket.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get more bitches and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what people who don't work on Saturday do with their Friday while cuddling my tempurpedic body pillow in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up.
You should message me if
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Look, I understand this is the place where I'm supposed to list a bunch of expectations you have to pretend to meet, but I'm not playing that game. Message me if you're a nice person, but also a bit of an asshole, and you have something to say. I'll probably respond.

Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that?

Also, if you have a dog, I'm seriously interested in becoming their bff.

Hey, so I figured out a few things I'm not okay with: open mouth chewing, not actually living in Chicago, people that say they could care less when they couldn't, full time cigarette smokers, and anyone that hates cats. Like, wtf is wrong with you?