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29 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:17pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body type
Full figured
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
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When I was in Greece my hair was pink. This girl stopped me and wrapped her little hands around mine. I had no idea what she was saying to me until her grandma told me "she thinks your hair is beautiful." She was clearly embarrassed by the child latching onto a stranger but it was one of my most favorite life moments and I honestly wish I was more like that little girl.

If I got to choose what people say to describe me, I would want them to say: "Sara is honest, funny, talented, and has amazing eyebrows."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Saying "hi buddy" to every dog I pass on the street while completely ignoring the owner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing my lighter in bed, not giving a fuck, and posting cat photos on Instagram.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Apparently I have tattoos and colored hair. At least, that's what everyone seems to want to talk to me about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I never read this portion of profiles because this shit should not define you. If I have to fucking answer, my answer is: all of it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The older I get, the less I seem to need. It's a good thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get more bitches and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering what people who don't work on Saturday do with their Friday while cuddling my tempurpedic body pillow in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a unicorn when I grew up.

I smoked cigarettes for a really long time. Now that I've quit, I kind of hate them. If I had a deal breaker, that would probably be it.
You should message me if
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Look, I understand this is the place where I'm supposed to list a bunch of expectations you have to pretend to meet, but I'm not playing that game. Message me if you're a nice person, but also a bit of an asshole, and you have something to say. I'll probably respond.

Honestly, I just want to nap and cuddle and eat burritos without my pants on. Do you wanna do that?