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WanderlustSara

29 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:35pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Gemini
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm pretty sure that if 90% of the dudes on this site shaved, they would never get laid.

Also, I'm kind of an asshole. But not the bearded dude type of asshole. So, you know, I'm tolerable.

Also, you're all a bunch of idiots and don't understand jokes. I'm fine with beards. It's the dickbags attached to them that I hate and how a beard somehow transforms an ugly dude into a hot one. It's just fucking face pubes.
What I’m doing with my life
Saying "hi buddy" to every dog I pass on the street while completely ignoring the owner.
I’m really good at
Losing my lighter in bed, not giving a fuck, and posting cat photos on Instagram.
The first things people usually notice about me
Apparently I have tattoos and colored hair. At least, that's what everyone seems to want to talk to me about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I never read this portion of profiles because this shit should not define you. If I have to fucking answer, my answer is: all of it.
The six things I could never do without
The older I get, the less I seem to need. It's a good thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get more bitches and money.
On a typical Friday night I am
Wondering what people who don't work on Saturday do with their Friday while cuddling my tempurpedic body pillow in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This is a message to the men who consistently look at my profile, but say they wouldn't date a woman who was slightly overweight:

Go fuck yourself. Seriously.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You want to be crafty. Or give me money to do your hair. Or just hang out. Ya know, whatever.