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Wangchops

22 / M / Straight / Single

Salina, Kansas

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:31am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Leo but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Income
Less than $20,000
Offspring
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a pretty decent guy I suppose, everybody tells me I should make a career in education or something similar. I spend a lot of time with my niece who's just an absolute doll. I'm usually good at pretending to be smart even when I'm out of my league, but I won't argue something if I know I'm just talking out my ass. I think I often romanticize things too much, and while some people find it charming, it's a bit of a liability when you need to be serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Working my ass off, Though hopefully not all the way off, sometimes it comes in handy. I pretty much just do as I please, no point in doing something if it doesn't make you happy. I'm not a Captain Save-a-Ho, so if you're a Ho who needs saved then you can just keep your ass steppin in the other direction. I'm not trying to raise some chick's babies either, if you were dumb/selfish enough to have a baby with a guy who doesn't like you then I'm not gonna waste my time cleaning up that trainwreck.
I’m really good at
I'm really good with kids, I've always been able to befriend them pretty easily, even really shy children. I like making things, made a lot of silly, really complicated papercraft stuff, just putting furniture together can be enjoyable If it's a challenge. I once learned how to do a Rubik's cube just to show someone they weren't hot shit, now I can do all different sizes up to 7 layers, a super nerdy skill to have.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually very quiet around new people. It's not like I'm shy, I just don't feel like talking if I don't have something to say. I'll chatter endlessly once I get to know someone, but before that I hardly make a peep unless spoken to. I've been told many times I'm a funny person, that is, if you like really dumb puns, sexual innuendo, and intentionally misunderstanding things for the sake of a cheap joke.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Stand, L'Etranger, I Am A Cossack, Running With Scissors, Rosemary's Baby, Rum Punch, The Bourne Identity, The Great Game, Candide, Seven Years in Tibet, The Gulag Archipelago.
TV/Movies: Anything James Bond, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, George Romero's Dead series, Labyrinth, Pootytang, The Evil Dead, Nip/Tuck, The Prisoner, ATHF, The Exorcist III, Candyman
Music: David Bowie, Al Green, The Temptations, Prince, Sublime, Dr. Dre, Tech N9ne, Elton John, The Pointer Sisters, The Spinners, Tom Petty, Journey, Pink Floyd, The Whispers, Katy Perry, sufjan Stevens, pretty much anything 80's.
The six things I could never do without
My Family, My Health, Music, my hands, ... I don't know what else.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the sea cow's girlfriend broke up with him. His life lacked porpoise. Just like the fish with no eyes, FSH! A little fish schtick for ya, just for the halibut.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do most every night, nothing interesting, or working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love to read, but it still takes me an hour to read twenty pages. Also, I return stuff to the Gap ALL. THE. TIME.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to talk to someone who almost always has something to say, you love playing with kids, you're desperate for attention, you think I'm cute(yeah right), you love extremely dirty innuendo, or just for the hell of it.