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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 5:42am
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Might want kids
My self-summary
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I was born a poor black child. Wait, that wasn't me. It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times. Not that one either. Screw it, just call me Ishmael.

I like fast booze and cheap women. I'm always down for a shindig or a soirée, but you won't catch me dead at hootenanny.

I was the Lindbergh baby.

I never shot a man just to watch him die, but I did give Johnny Cash the idea.

One day I want to live in the version of New York depicted in Hey Arnold!

I'm looking for someone to plan a heist with, but scrap it at the last minute to go to a diner. I like adventures both indoors and out. Spontaneity is always a good thing. So's a little trouble. I enjoy exploring the city, seeing old movies, going to museums, plays and talking very seriously about silly things, and these activities work better with another person.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing and making movies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up stories about strangers I see on the street.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm making them laugh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Mad Men, Deadwood, Pushing Daisies, The Simpsons, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Sopranos, Gilmore Girls, Archer, Community, Children's Hospital, Mr. Show, Stella, Adventure Time, Wonder Showzen.

East of Eden, The Sound And The Fury, 1984, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, Red Harvest, The Corrections, Cat's Cradle, Portnoy's Complaint,

8 1/2, Terminator 2, When Harry Met Sally, Into The Woods, The Thing, High and Low, The Sweet Smell of Success, Singin' In The Rain, Amelie, The Third Man, The Night of The Hunter, Duck Soup, The General, The Jerk, After Hours, Annie Hall.

The Kinks, Girl Talk, Santigold, Modest Mouse, Cults, LCD Soundsystem, Matt & Kim, DJ Shadow.

Risotto, Pad Thai, Steak.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Camera, Book, Pen, Notebook, Musicals.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out on the dance floor or catching a movie at the New Beverly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That Johnny Cash thing was a pretty big scoop, don't you think? That makes me an accessory to a murder.
You should message me if
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You're into stuff and/or things.