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WannabeZorba

47 Granada Hills, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–52
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can be summarized in many ways. In the most general sense, I am human, male, living in California. More directly I have done things and will continue to do things. That certainly summarizes me.

Ok, a friend of mine informed me that my attempts at humor are nothing more than a shield, and that hardly anything is revealed by them. So let me take this thing seriously and see if I can let you know some things I'd like you to know about me:

I believe in family. I love my daughters and would never have ended a marriage on my own.

I hope I never miss out on an opportunity to dance, to dress like a hippo for a Disney parade or enjoy something I like because it is not proper.

Having said that, I don't like embarrassing people I'm with. I care what you think. I hope your mom likes me.

I care.

I sometimes hide behind humor (I do that a lot, actually)

I can be mean in my humor.

Music matters to me.

When I travel, I want to see what is off the beaten path.

I am loyal and have been blessed with loyal friends.

I'm a realist who is a romantic; I wear my heart on my sleeve.

I believe a man needs to have a job, keep a tidy house and be able to provide.

My health is not good, and I will need help at some point, but I am optimistic.

If you think a poem expresses something of its author, then analyze this one at will:

I Bought A Winter House Today

The winter comes in waves this year. Bouts of bitter cold wind, shaking the bones,
brittle from their inner wind. The deluge hits the shores
battered by ignorant armies clashing at night. Life retreats
into the margins waiting for the frost to do its worst.

So I too bought a winter house today
A suitably strong retreat, located off a less beaten path
High walls surrounding it to keep the wind at bay
And strong walls within preserving all that is inside

Today my house began a metamorphosis
The trees are now all dead, bare ruined choirs where
I heard sweet birds once sang.
The doors are shut, portals to another time.
The walls are now yellow to keep the memory of the sun, though
I do not remember the sun ever looking so wan. Still.
The guest facilities are nil. It will not do to invite in this cold. It is not proper.
The bedroom has a bed to remind me that it should be shared.
A portrait of a duchess melts into the weak sunlight.
I feel I should know her
but do not.
The fireplace filled with ashes, consumed by that which it was nourished by.
The bathroom has an accusatory mirror
and a big toilet.

The kitchen is the gut of my home. Shiny, new,
stocked with victuals I cannot eat fast enough.
The appliances are all shiny and industrial,
burning hot but providing no heat,
simply dumb satiation.

I want this winter over, but can see no light
Summer is too far away

Or you can consider this poem:

Open the gate!
Let me in.
I smell the cooking within
The zest of lemon, vanilla, gin
Let me in!
I want to taste the honey sweet
Bourbon, pumpkin, cherry syrup
Please let me in.
Let me touch the soft peaches
Run my fingers past the bleachers
Onto the field hidden within
Please, please, let me in
Soft cries as I peel the peaches
Touch the moist meat within.
Let me in.

If you want to know anything else, let me know! And now, back to my comedic genius.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Breathing. Definitely breathing. I try to eat a few times a day. Sometimes I go to work. Sometimes I don't. I am living an inwardly directed otherworldly experience with my life.

I'm also raising my daughters to the best of my ability.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The things I should be really good at. Some of them I'm outstanding at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is me running into them at the shopping center?

I'm a big guy. I am big and tall. I'm the guy you pray will pass you by on the airplane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Fight Club, Pale King, Book of Mormon, Sushi, Arcade Fire and much, much more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air, water, carbohydrates, protein, gravity, prison furlough programs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The utter futility of thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Running from the law, leaving one lover to meet another, stealing Twinkies from Ralphs to put into the Vons, discussing Dadaism with my local Taoist.

Going out with friends, playing poker, or watching a movie with my kids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once briefly masticated while engaged in social intercourse.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are devoid of standards, comfortable with ambiguity, incapable of rational thought. Driven by demons that call my name.

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