Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a confident man. Confident enough to tell you that if you're
looking for a fun and exciting whirlwind to sweep you off your
feet, I ain't that man. I am a strong, stable, caring man. I can
charm the pants off of your mom and dad, but that doesn't mean I
don't also have the best interest and needs of your pants in
I think humility and respect are the most valuable things in this
world. I think they're seen as inconvenient and set aside by way
too many people. I know that sounds super serious, but it's
important to me.
I have a lot of pride in the way I live my life. Too much pride,
you say? I know, but do you have to cut so deep? You do. You
should. And I appreciate the thoughtfulness of the observation.
Stick by my side. I just might be able to make you laugh while I
nurse the wound.
I love humor, and look for it in all situations. I could say the
same exact thing about music.
The biggest turn-on for me is a funny, thoughtful, confident woman.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an assistant to a veterinarian, getting covered in blood, fur
and saliva regularly. It's great work if you can find it. I also
have been doing amateur stand-up comedy for a little bit now, and
enjoy that greatly. If you need performers in just about any
capacity, I could get them for you.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Well, I've found success in making my friends laugh, which is
something I'm proud of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite movies: Pootie Tang
, I Heart Huckabees
, Grandma's Boy
, Event Horizon
, Broken Flowers
, Lost in
, My Neighbor Totoro
Favorite music: Animal Collective
, Horace Silver
, M. Ward
, Little Brother
, Neutral Milk Hotel
, Sonic Youth
, TV on the Radio
, WU LYF
, Kurt Vile
, Joanna Newsom
, Panda Bear
, Bon Iver
Favorite TV: Louie
Favorite Books: Danny, Champion of
, Wind-Up Bird
, Dance, Dance, Dance
, Coin Locker Babies
, Lord of the
Favorite food: (I am a pescetarian) Most of my favorite foods are
Mexican, Italian, or Japanese. I also have a strong fondness for
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends/Family, music, humorous media, heavy doses of humility,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about dialogue for movies I'll never
make. I also like to spend a good amount of time not thinking.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am most likely watching a Nets game or a movie at my place. I'm
definitely a home-body.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Deep down, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should if you're thinking about doing it. Go for it! I wouldn't
be here if I wasn't looking to meet up with people.
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