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Warlach

29 M Sydney, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Oct 20
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
29 year old geek, lamington baker, musical writer, cat lover and Batman enthusiast.

I'm a writer and recently saw my words come to life on the stage as part of an excerpt of a musical I've written. It was a fairy amazing experience, although I'd put a lot of that down to the amazing talent of my composer, director and actors! Now to find a producer to get the full show up!

I spent 2012-13 travelling backpacking around the world and have been to some amazing places over the years. Favourite places include doing aid work in Timor Leste, visiting the Chernobyl reactor and the abandoned city of Pripyat, working in London and exploring cities like Tokyo, New York, St Petersburg, Helsinki, Paris, Prague and Rome.

I have a cat, Frazil, that walks on a leash anywhere - from the snow to the beach or around the city - and does tricks. Her best trick is 'sleep' which she practices constantly.

I feel very strongly about the "which is bigger, the sun or the earth?" question on this site.

An inability to sing will never keep me from karaoke.

Routes to my heart are many and varied, including: cultural studies; Doctor Who; foods I've never tried before; people watching, moral arguments and the minutiae of modern interactions, and; interesting people.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In 2012 I left working in marketing agencies (advertising and PR) and while I still enjoy the work I do, have never looked back. I went backpacking everywhere I could and am now working freelance while I decide on the next step career wise.

As I mentioned above, much of my free creative time is spent on the musical I'm working on. We had some great reactions to the short version and now I just need to find a producer and wrangle my composer to finish writing the music! You can learn more, and listen to some of it, here if you're interested:
http://www.AfterEverAfterMusical.com/
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with my tongue, but have never found a use for this skill due to saturation in the cherry based clown employment field.

I am also particularly skilled at locating and hatching adventures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm blind in my right eye, but people can rarely tell, so I guess they notice I appear to have two working eyes?

I'm told I'm loud and talk a lot. I'm fairly fashion dyslexic so perhaps it's whatever sartorial cacophony I've decided looks good today?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." ~ John Waters

Books are hard because there are just way too many, but in a pinch I'd say my favourite series is the Thomas Covenant Chronicles by Stephen Donaldson but my tastes vary widely.

Films
"She said her favourite
Godard film was Alphaville
and I felt ill..."


I love any movie by Charlie Kaufman, David Lynch or Christopher Nolan. I like early Tarantino and later . I love Godard, Truffaut and Kurosawa and am equally happy watching a Disney musical.

TV
"I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." ~ Orson Welles

I'm most definitely a TV geek. Dramas like Deadwood, ROME, Breaking Bad and Boardwalk Empire through to comedies like Flight of the Conchords, 30 Rock and Archer and sci-fi like Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica and much more are all safe bets.

Music
"So control your desire to curse
While I crucify the verse..."


I have fairly eclectic taste in music, but I'd say rock, ska and musicals would be some top recurring categories. You know what's been rocking my socks off right now? The self titled album by San Fermin.

Food
"After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations." ~ Oscar Wilde

I have a preference for asian cooking - especially Thai, Vietnamese, Chinese and Japanese - but anything with pork is a winner usually. Brazilian BBQ is a favourite and if you like great burgers and fried chicken I know the best place in Sydney. ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends
Stories
Music
Batman
The letter 'e'
Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The internet and the future of media, ideas for short stories, novels and theatre, what drives people to do what they do, the nature of happiness and many, many other things...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
While I've done long term monogamous relationships, I'm equally down with polyamory (although not with fact the word mixes Greek and Latin roots) or more non-traditional setups.
You should message me if
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Update: You're OK with the fact I'm polyamorous. I'm currently with a partner whom I care for deeply but we're both open and extremely happy this way, but I wouldn't want to mislead.

You're aware of the basic relative proportions of the sun and earth, or perhaps you'd like to join my kitten and I on our daily stroll?

I like telling, and collecting, stories, so if nothing else message me if you're keen to swap some. Terribly cheesey jokes are good too, like:

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that blew up in France? They're still going through de-Brie!"