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Warlock_Adam

35 Boulder, CO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I am going to be as honest as I can be here. I am an introvert(INFJ), a romantic, a little sappy when it comes to doing something special for the lady in my life and can feel a little bit insecure in rare occasions. I believe in being a protector(former military) but can also be very nurturing. I am a sweet and sincere kind of guy who is very passionate. I do have a little bit of pride when it comes to things like my integrity but I am working on that though. I am a mostly quiet and self reflective kind of guy. The quickest way to my heart is to communicate with me and let me open up to you. Also if you can discuss important social issues without getting hot headed.

I tend to be very kind to people in my personal life because of my job. I am a newly appointed probation officer who supervises some of the worst kinds of offenders. I need that balance of being tough sometimes at work, and being able to be kind and sweet to those in my personal life.

One thing I can definitely say about myself is that I fully understand who I am. I love interacting with people but it needs to be something more than 'who such and such celebrity' is sleeping with. You'll see the glazed look in my eyes pretty quickly. I feel life is way too short to spend it being mean or miserable so I am always striving to be nicer and kinder. I know exactly who I am and what kind of person I get along with the best. I am the kind of guy who wears his heart on his sleeve. I know this is a turn off for some women but its who I am and I am trying to be as upfront as possible. I am the kind of guy who you'll find holding you tight in the middle of the night because all is right with the world simply because you are in my life.

Life is pretty awesome right now and I am completely happy with everything. But something can be said for meeting that special woman who can make life that much sweeter.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in a criminology capacity so that I can eventually go back to school for a master's degree, and eventually teach criminology.

Learning about why people commit acts against social norms intrigues me.

Trying to eat better but it is so hard, can you teach me?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being comforting. Being a good listener. Talking about my time in the military. Working on anything. I have a jack of all trades skill when it comes to fixing things.

Baking your favorite kind of cookie and then changing the oil in your car.

I can also take apart anything electrical and fix it. Its what I did in the Navy for six years.

I grew up in lumberjack country and know how to operate a chainsaw and drop a tree safely.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Either my introversion or sarcasm. Although the sarcasm tends to get me dirty looks from people.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I can watch just about anything as long as it has a good story and is written well.
Dexter, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, Sherlock, Flash, Gotham, documentaries, comics, sci fi movies and sci fi tv, all things Marvel,

getting back into music, love all food. Just got into everything sweet potato: fries, chips etc, they are so good. Damn it now I am probably going to polish off that bag of chips I just bought.

Currently reading The Introvert Advantage, even if you're an extrovert I highly recommend it. I have learned a lot about extroverts as well as introverts.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water
Interwebs
Criminology books
Bicycle
Family
Coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I was a crazy cat lady in another life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is nothing typical about my Friday nights. They might include a movie at home, hanging with a friend, having dinner with mom or saving kittens from a burning building.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can become judgmental towards people who were born into privilege. I was homeless during my teen years before I entered the military. I am working on this because people can surprise you.
You should message me if
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You are looking for a movie, board game, hiking, biking, workout, camping, thrift shopping or drinking buddy. Also if you are techy or geeky in anyway. We are all a little weird, if you are not comfortable enough to embrace your quirky / guilty pleasure side you are wasting your time with me. I don't care if you spend time on pinterest, collect Dr. Who stuff or shoes, be comfortable with who you are. If you'd like to go on a multi-day backpacking trip up into the mountains with me.

Also if you're not perfect, because neither am I.

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