Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like long walks on the beach at sunset, holding hands with that
special someone, etc, etc, etc...as long as I don't have to walk
too far and it's not too chilly or windy. I really don’t like the
sand getting in between my toes, either. I have emotional baggage
which I drag along with me everywhere I go. I am very high
maintenance, and drama, Honey, don't even get me started on that. I
am out of shape and I exercise only when forced to by a medical
professional. I like sitting on my couch, watching my giant TV, in
my PJs. And by the way guys, I do not share the remote. Ever. I'm
not interested in anyone who is particularly happy, with a sense of
humor, or "comfortable in their own skin." That's just gross.
Obviously, I am easy going and easy to get along with, as long as I
get my way. I propose we send endless emails, "winks" and "likes"
between us, that way we do not have to actually meet each other for
months! And lastly, I have no sense of humor....what so ever....but
I sure hope you do. ;-)
OK….Now, I will try to be serious.... You will think I’m a great
girlfriend because you’ll see my smile far more often than my
frown. I think Family Guy is hilarious. You won’t be holding my bag
at the shoe store…you won’t even BE at the shoe store with me. I’m
passionate, outgoing, and low maintenance :-) And as a former New
Yawka, I keep it real.
I have two amazing boys. Did I say boys? At 19 and 16, I guess I
could call them men, since they both have deep voices, drivers’
licenses, and tower over me now. One is in college and the other
will be there soon.
I’m looking for a funny/clever guy who is also smart and can light
up my brain. I’m attracted to men who have a geeky side, and I’m in
awe of guys who can fix things; home maintenance mystifies me
What I've Learned from Past Relationships:
Flossing is important. Laughing is essential. Perfection is
impossible. Better to be single than to be in a bad relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Besides being a golf newbie, I’ve also been working out with a
personal trainer for about 2 years. I would’ve started a lot sooner
if I knew that I’d be in better shape now than I was 15 years ago.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I’ve been playing guitar since I’m 10 years old, but I’m not much
better at it than a 10 year old! I started taking pictures that
same year, but my Canon DSLR gets a lot more use than my acoustic
Yamaha. I’m full of random (useless) information, so I will kick
your butt at Trivial Pursuit.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My smile, my Bronx accent, and my sense of humor. I'm also very
down-to-Earth; what you see is what you get.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love trying new restaurants, photo shoots, hitting the driving
range, surfing the web, or catching a movie.
I’m crazy about sushi (my favorite!), Italian, & seafood. 70’s
on 7 and 80’s on 8 on Sirius radio. Though I normally go for
comedies, one of my favorite movies is Pulp Fiction. Modern Family
is awesome….but I still miss The Office.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Besides the usual friends and family:
My iPhone (let's be honest!)
Late night conversations with friends
And you'll have to wait to discover the 6th one :-)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm on a dating website :-)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with the fact that I'm really 54 ;-).....but every one
of my pictures was taken within the last 12 months.
PS--I'm not an A-list member, so I won't see a "Like"
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