I am a very happy, incredibly flippant, sleepyhead who works too much and can't take a selfie to save his life
I have a reputation of being naturally lucky, knowing a lot of useless stuff, and being unbelievably likable and disarming.
I live off of mozzarella sticks because they're the best food in the world
If I interest you at all (even as a new friend!), please feel free to chat with me! I don't bite :O