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Warped_Logic

32 M Vancouver, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:57am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Blah. Yup, that pretty much sums up everyones profile. Well, not me. I choose to go against the grain and not say what I want, but rather what I don't want. Let's face it, nobody really knows what they truely want until they have it. So without further ado (yes, I know grammar).

I don't want someone that doesn't have an opinion or afraid to voice it. Someone who wont freak out or complain if we get lost for 5 minutes taking "the scenic route" instead of a direct route. I bet you're thinking "this is where he puts drama," am I right? Well nope you are WRONG heh, everyone has some type of drama. Just depends on how one deals with their own and how they share it with others. I don't want someone who can't make up their mind or suggest something to do to have fun together.

Pretty simple requests, I know. I still find it odd that I havent been able to stumble upon that right person yet that knows who they truely are either. I'm finding myself everyday and now I have to help find you as well? Woe is me!

I guess here is where it gets a bit more traditional. I recently went up to Vancouver, British Columbia to the Bard on the Beach event and saw A Midsummmers Night Dream. It was so awesome and yes, that does mean I have a passport. I frequent the Helium Comedy Club and have seen some great comedians perform like Patton Oswalt, Christopher Titus and many others.

Hmm, I think I'll end this right here and leave the rest of my stories for in person. Talk to you soon.
What I’m doing with my life
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Still figuring it out, haven't quite got it yet.
I’m really good at
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Simply put...Being creative when I want to be.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm awesome
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I pretty much like most music genres but to name some bands: Floater, Tool, Tai Mai Shu, Bloodhound Gang, Pendulum, Pink Floyd, Toad The Wet Sprocket., Meatloaf.

Mostly into Comedies, Action and Sci-Fi: The Hangover, Megamind, Paul, Immortal: Ad Vitam, Boondock Saints, Grandma's Boy, Legend, The Explorers, The Fourth Kind, Clerks, Dune.

As for favorite food, pretty much what I cook is my favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sanity
The ability to outshine my boss
My vehicle aka freedom
My sense of how to spend and save wisely
To be able to let go and enjoy the moment
My time occupier, whatever/whomever that may be
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Odd things like how does this piece of cotton represent currency? Why can't I get paid to goof off? The usual - what to do today?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It's the weekend, what else would I be doing but having a good time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get good feelings when I spoil movies for others :)
You should message me if
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You want to give someone a chance, just like how I'm giving you a chance