WasabiTennisGuy
38 Mount Laurel, NJ
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My self-summary
About me: I like coffee, NPR, trying different beers and whiskeys, cheesy 80's music, and sushi. I also enjoy going to the gym, playing tennis, and going for bike rides (I have a Trek that's like my best friend!). Politically, I'm very liberal and while most people say they'd move to Canada if they don't like the next President, I'd move to Sweden!

In terms of my match, I hope to meet a genuinely nice person. What impresses me the most is a SMART woman who is down-to-earth, practical, and who leads a balanced life - I need to be attracted to more than just appearances! Looking cute is important, but it's not everything.

As for me, I have my act together, and I live by myself in my very own house. Now that I've finally found my place in life, it really feels like something is missing. After meeting many women who really aren't my type, I'd like to meet a woman who is ready to be in a relationship! I feel like I've missed out on so many things, but I'd rather be with the one who's right for me than selling out.

P.S. I CAN'T SEE "LIKES"! Man up and e-mail me!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an investment analyst and I'm working on my CFA. I occasionally hobnob with CEOs, hedge fund managers, high ranking government officials, and the like. Money and power are nice, but I'm not very materialistic, nor am I a money obsessed psychopath.

In my free time, I'm really into trying different beers and whiskeys (...but I'm just a social drinker). If the weather is nice after work then I usually go for a little bike ride or to the gym. One of my guilty pleasures is watching House Hunters International. You can buy a mansion in South America for the cost of a condo, but risk being kidnapped and ransomed. I also took guitar lessons for many years and I occasionally play a tune.
I’m really good at
Cooking...pizza, meatloaf, salmon burgers, rice & beans, tacos. I rarely go out to eat, but when I do, I drink Dos Equis :) (on a more serious note, I really like Outback).
The first things people usually notice about me
I get good comments on my teeth and hair. People think I'm younger than I really am (people who know me think I'm 32!).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like non-fiction books. Yes, I do read books that aren't on the list of readings from senior year of high school! But I liked The Great Gatsby, which led me to reading everything Hemingway.
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lost in Translation, Meet the Parents, Her.
Shows: I don't really have any TV shows that I watch regularly, but I like Pawn Stars, Flip or Flop, House Hunters, and Diners Drive-Ins & Dives.
Music: I just listen to whatever is on the radio (which is usually tuned to NPR or Bloomberg), and I love 80's music - with a huge collection to prove it! I'm a big fan of Sublime, 311, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Food: Chinese Food, sushi, mushroom pizza, Sam Adams beer, dark chocolate, salsa, Mexican food. I'm turning into a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, food, coffee, my comfy bed (I take sleep seriously - 300 thread count sheets, down comforter, plush top bed, etc.), interesting books, my Chrysler 200 (smoothest thing on wheels!).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How/when/where I will meet the one for me...it could be someone in line at the supermarket, sitting next to me on a plane, at IKEA, or some other way. So, I'm romantic, but have yet to meet someone to reciprocate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to relax from the hectic week.
You should message me if
You're PETITE, smart, and not terribly out of shape. Most importantly, you're looking for a relationship, not a sexting partner (sorry to disappoint you millennials!). I feel like I shouldn't have to explain this (but obviously I DO!): I'm not a very big man and I'm only attracted to petite women. Having an active interest in coffee, beer, dark chocolate, and sushi wouldn't hurt.

If I pique your interest, send me a message. I'm sorry that I probably don't live in the SAME exact city or town as you - it's a big world! Love is a result of mutual attraction, not distance! Is it possible to be a bit flexible? Your prince isn't going to show up at your doorstep one day - dating requires a bit of effort!

I realize my profile is a bit sarcastic. I'm just trying to be entertaining while I have your attention, especially for the people who think that being boring is the worst...which isn't true at all! Trust me, there are much worse qualities than being boring! I've been to hell and back and it's not having a sense of humor (that can be amazingly awkward!!). For those of you who hope to make a connection just because I'm Jewish - it probably won't work. Religion is important, but in no way does it define me and I've always gotten along better with my Catholic friends. Ultimately, it's the quality of the person that matters the most.
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