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WasabiTennisGuy

37 Mount Laurel, NJ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About me: I like coffee, NPR, trying different beers and whiskeys, cheesy 80's music, and sushi. I also enjoy going to the gym, playing tennis, and going for bike rides (I have a Trek that's like my best friend!). There's nothing I enjoy more than losing myself in a good book or movie, or perhaps researching something on the internet.

In terms of my match, I don't have a type, but I hope to meet a genuinely nice person. What impresses me the most is a SMART woman who is down-to-earth, practical, and who leads a balanced life - I need to be attracted to more than just appearances! Also, it would be nice if I could meet someone who is capable of doing more than just going to bars and baseball games. I can't imagine not having someone to be romantic with, I just don't feel that life would be complete without that.

As for me, I have a reliable car and a good job with benefits, and I live on my own. Now that I've finally found my place in life, it really feels like something is missing. After meeting many women who really aren't my type, I'd like to meet a woman who is ready to be in a relationship! I've had my fair share of first dates that went nowhere, attracting women who I wouldn't touch with a 10-foot pole, getting weird messages, etc., and I'm a bit sick of it! I feel like I've missed out on so many things, but I'd rather be with the one who's right for me than selling out.

I CAN'T SEE "LIKES"! If you're hoping that I will "like" you back, it'll probably never happen!!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an investment analyst (...in institutional investing, not retail investing). I occasionally hobnob with CEOs, hedge fund managers, high ranking government officials, and the like. All that highfalutin business doesn't impress me very much, nor am I a money obsessed psychopath - it's the little things in life that matter.

In my free time, I'm really into trying different beers and whiskeys (...but I'm just a social drinker). If the weather is nice after work then I usually go for a little bike ride or hit the gym. One of my guilty pleasures is watching House Hunters International. You can buy a mansion in South America for the cost of a condo, but risk being kidnapped and ransomed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being unnoticed (which doesn't lend itself well to dating!). I'm like the ketchup bottle that you search for when you open the fridge, yet it's right in front of you.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get good comments on my teeth and hair. I have also been accused of being a "handsome prick"!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I like non-fiction books. Yes, I do read books that aren't on the list of readings from senior year of high school! But I liked The Great Gatsby, which led me to reading everything Hemingway.
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lost in Translation, Meet the Parents, anything with Adam Sandler, Her.
Shows: I don't really have any TV shows that I watch regularly, but I was a huge LOST fan while it was on. Welcome to Sweden is rather awkward but funny (love it!). I also like Pawn Stars, Flip or Flop, and House Hunters.
Music: I just listen to whatever is on the radio (which is usually tuned to NPR), and I love 80's music - with a huge collection to prove it! I'm a big fan of Sublime, 311, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Food: Chinese Food, sushi, mushroom pizza, Sam Adams beer, dark chocolate, salsa, Mexican food. I'm turning into a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, food, coffee, my comfy bed (I take sleep seriously - 300 thread count sheets, down comforter, plush top bed, etc.), interesting books, my Chrysler 200 (smoothest thing on wheels!).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How/when/where I will meet the one for me...it could be someone in line at the supermarket, sitting next to me on a plane, or some other way. So, I'm romantic, but have yet to meet someone to reciprocate. Do people even talk to each other in real life any more? Ugh!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching some corny movie on TV while sipping some beer. Basically I'm trying to relax from a hectic week.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're PETITE, smart, and not terribly out of shape. I know that sounds a bit picky, but I wished people would understand that I'm not a very big man! I know size acceptance is PC, but who is going to accept me?!? Also, you should have a good mix of book and street-smarts. Having an active interest in coffee, beer, dark chocolate, and sushi wouldn't hurt.

If I pique your interest, send me an e-mail. I'm sorry that I probably don't live in the SAME exact city or town as you - it's a big world! From the way women treat even minor distances, one would think that people don't drive or take public transportation. Love is a result of mutual attraction, not distance from each other! I can't imagine telling someone that I love a woman because she lives nearby. If you're the kind of person who puts such little effort into dating that you sit at home and wonder why George Clooney hasn't shown up yet, I don't want to hear from you (because a relationship takes two).

I realize my profile is a bit sarcastic. I'm just trying to be entertaining while I have your attention, especially for the people who think that being boring is the worst...which isn't true at all! I've been to hell and back and it's not having a sense of humor.