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WasabiTennisGuy

36 M Mount Laurel, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
About me: I like coffee, NPR, trying different beers and whiskeys, cheesy 80's music, and sushi. I also enjoy going to the gym, playing tennis, and going for bike rides (...on a bicycle, not a motorcycle). There's nothing I enjoy more than losing myself in a good book or movie, or perhaps researching something in depth on the internet.

In terms of my match, I don't have any particular type, but I hope to meet a genuinely nice person. What impresses me the most is a smart woman who is down-to-earth, practical, and who leads a balanced life. With me, looks only get you so far - I'm also looking for someone who has a good education and a career. Also, it would be nice if I could meet someone who is capable of doing more than just going to bars and baseball games (not that there's anything wrong with that, but there is more to experience in life).

As for me, I've never been married, have a reliable car and a good job with benefits, and I live on my own. I've been very busy with my education and establishing a career. Now that I've finally found my place in life, it really feels like something is missing.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an analyst for a large pension fund and I cover international stocks. I occasionally hobnob with CEOs, hedge fund managers, and the like. All that highfalutin business doesn't impress me very much, it's the little things in life that matter. People in Africa are starving and dying of AIDS, and these people complain if they don't get the vacation house they want in the Hamptons! I have a passion for finance but I'm anything but a "Wall Street psychopath".

In my free time, I'm really into trying different beers and bourbons (...but I'm just a social drinker). If the weather is nice after work then I usually go for a little bike ride. I love to read - mostly non-fiction books. One of my guilty pleasures is watching House Hunters International. You can buy a mansion in South America for the cost of a condo, but risk being kidnapped and ransomed. Which reminds me, I just bought a townhouse! To be honest, buying it was the easy part - now I have to furnish it.
I’m really good at
Entertaining myself - it's amazing what you can find on Amazon Prime or on books for Kindle (but I read on my phone). I also read books in paper format (...I know, blasphemy!).
The first things people usually notice about me
People say that I am handsome, but why I'm still single after all these years beats the heck out of me! I also get good comments on my hair and teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like non-fiction books. Yes, I do read books that aren't on the list of readings from senior year of high school! But I liked The Great Gatsby, which led me to reading everything Hemingway, which led to Faulkner and then a bit of O. Henry.
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lost in Translation, Meet the Parents, anything with Adam Sandler, Her. Of course anything related to Star Trek (except Chris Pine, ugh!).
Shows: I don't really have any TV shows that I watch regularly, but I was a huge LOST fan while it was on. I recently discovered Silicon Valley. I also like Pawn Stars, Flip or Flop, and House Hunters.
Music: I just listen to whatever is on the radio (which is usually tuned to NPR), and I love 80's music - with a huge collection to prove it! I'm a big fan of Sublime, 311, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Food: Chinese Food, sushi, mushroom pizza, Sam Adams beer, dark chocolate, salsa, Mexican food. I'm turning into a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, good food, coffee, my comfy bed (I take sleep seriously - 300 thread count sheets, down comforter, pillow top bed, etc.), interesting books, my car (but I'd do without it if I could).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What car will be my next one - I'm torn between getting a Mini, a Honda Civic, or a Kia Rio.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching some corny movie on TV while sipping some beer. Sometimes I go to the gym if I'm not too tired.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
All this business of being on dating websites is really just starting to get a little old for me! I've seen all my friends get married, have kids, and even get divorced and then get married again, but all I get are dates with very standoffish women who I can't relate to. There are times when it's OK to act like that (being questioned by police, looking at a menu in a foreign language, living in Delaware, etc.), not when you're looking for someone to be romantic with!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating
You should message me if
You're petite, smart, and not terribly out of shape. I know that sounds a bit selective, but I wished people would understand this: I'm not a very big man. I'm not looking for someone who treats life like it's just some adventure - it's really nice that you might like to travel to exotic countries, but I have a job to go to and bills to pay! Having an active interest in coffee, good beer, dark chocolate, sushi, and NPR wouldn't hurt. You should message me if you think we're a good match for each other. Please at least have the courtesy to upload a proper picture (i.e. one that includes your face WITHOUT sunglasses on). Also, you should be willing to meet!

If I pique your interest, send me an e-mail. I'm sorry that I probably don't live in the same city or town as you - it's a big world! From the way women treat even minor distances, one would think that people don't drive or take public transportation. Not having a car isn't a deal-breaker for me (but it is a lousy excuse for not wanting to meet someone!). If you live in Philly, there's this thing that people take sometimes...it's called a train.

I realize my profile is a bit sarcastic/self-deprecating - I'm just trying to be entertaining while I have your attention. I'm actually rather easy-going in real life and I don't get along well with people who take things too seriously.