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WasabiTennisGuy

37 Mount Laurel, NJ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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About me: I like coffee, NPR, trying different beers and whiskeys, cheesy 80's music, and sushi. I also enjoy going to the gym, playing tennis, and going for bike rides. There's nothing I enjoy more than losing myself in a good book or movie, or perhaps researching something in depth on the internet.

In terms of my match, I don't have any particular type, but I hope to meet a genuinely nice person. What impresses me the most is a smart woman who is down-to-earth, practical, and who leads a balanced life - I need to be attracted to more than just appearances! Looking cute is important, yes, but if you act like a perpetual 13-year old, I'm not going to enjoy being around you! Also, it would be nice if I could meet someone who is capable of doing more than just going to bars and baseball games (there's nothing wrong with that, but there is more to experience in life).

As for me, I've never been married, have a reliable car and a good job with benefits, and I live on my own...in my very own townhouse. I've been very busy with my education and establishing a career. Now that I've finally found my place in life, it really feels like something is missing. After meeting many women who really just aren't my type, I'd really like to meet a woman who is ready to be in a relationship!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an investment analyst and I cover international stocks. I occasionally hobnob with CEOs, hedge fund managers, and the like. All that highfalutin business doesn't impress me very much and I'm not very materialistic, it's the little things in life that matter. I'm anything but a money obsessed psychopath, I just happen to enjoy investing and all the theory behind it. People in Africa are starving and dying, and these people complain if they don't get the vacation house they want in the Hamptons!

In my free time, I'm really into trying different beers and whiskeys (...but I'm just a social drinker and I stop after one drink). If the weather is nice after work then I usually go for a little bike ride or hit the gym. One of my guilty pleasures is watching House Hunters International. You can buy a mansion in South America for the cost of a condo, but risk being kidnapped and ransomed.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, perhaps? I like to talk as well, but am often accused of being quiet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I get good comments on my teeth and hair. I have also been accused of being a "handsome prick"!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like non-fiction books. Yes, I do read books that aren't on the list of readings from senior year of high school! But I liked The Great Gatsby, which led me to reading everything Hemingway, which led to Faulkner and then a bit of O. Henry.
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lost in Translation, Meet the Parents, anything with Adam Sandler, Her. Of course anything related to Star Trek (except Chris Pine, ugh!).
Shows: I don't really have any TV shows that I watch regularly, but I was a huge LOST fan while it was on. I recently discovered Silicon Valley. I also like Pawn Stars, Flip or Flop, and House Hunters.
Music: I just listen to whatever is on the radio (which is usually tuned to NPR), and I love 80's music - with a huge collection to prove it! I'm a big fan of Sublime, 311, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Food: Chinese Food, sushi, mushroom pizza, Sam Adams beer, dark chocolate, salsa, Mexican food. I'm turning into a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, good food, coffee, my comfy bed (I take sleep seriously - 300 thread count sheets, down comforter, plush top bed, etc.), interesting books, my Chrysler 200 (smoothest thing on wheels!).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How/when/where I will meet the one for me...it could be someone in line at the supermarket, sitting next to me on a plane, or some other way. So, I'm a romantic person, but have yet to meet someone to reciprocate. Ironically, all my friends who got married met their significant other through the internet.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching some corny movie on TV while sipping some beer. Basically I'm trying to relax from a hectic week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All this business of being on dating websites is really just starting to get a little old for me, and I'm tired of being ignored by women just because I don't have a cat or some other ridiculous reason! I'd really like to see the day when I finally meet someone who I'm compatible with. I've tried the old-fashioned way, but I have a lot of socially awkward friends and my parents aren't of much help either (their advice, if they even had any, would be to just "do it"!), so what's a guy to do? I'm very selective, but I try to keep an open mind (I don't care if you're black, white, have purple hair, etc).
You should message me if
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You're petite, smart, and not terribly out of shape (in other words, someone who is a respectable person!). I know that sounds a bit picky, but I wished people would understand this: I'm not a very big man! I'm not looking for someone who treats life like it's just some big adventure - it's really nice that you might like to travel to exotic countries, eat at fancy restaurants, live in pricey cities, etc., but I have a job to go to and bills to pay! I find that those things can be fun, but in moderation. Having an active interest in coffee, good beer, dark chocolate, sushi, and NPR wouldn't hurt.

If I pique your interest, send me an e-mail. I'm sorry that I probably don't live in the SAME exact city or town as you - it's a big world! From the way women treat even minor distances, one would think that people don't drive or take public transportation. Not having a car isn't a deal-breaker for me (but it is a lousy excuse for not wanting to meet someone!).

I realize my profile is a bit sarcastic. I'm just trying to be entertaining while I have your attention, especially for the people who think that being boring is the worst...which isn't true at all! I've been to hell and back and it's not having a sense of humor.

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