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WasabiTennisGuy

37 M Cherry Hill, NJ

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
About me: I like coffee, NPR, trying different beers and whiskeys, cheesy 80's music, and sushi. I also enjoy going to the gym, playing tennis, and going for bike rides. There's nothing I enjoy more than losing myself in a good book or movie, or perhaps researching something in depth on the internet.

In terms of my match, I don't have any particular type, but I hope to meet a genuinely nice person. What impresses me the most is a smart woman who is down-to-earth, practical, and who leads a balanced life. Also, it would be nice if I could meet someone who is capable of doing more than just going to bars and baseball games (not that there's anything wrong with that, but there is more to experience in life).

As for me, I've never been married, have a reliable car and a good job with benefits, and I live on my own...in my very own house. I've been very busy with my education and establishing a career. Now that I've finally found my place in life, it really feels like something is missing.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an investment analyst and I cover international stocks. I occasionally hobnob with CEOs, hedge fund managers, and the like. All that highfalutin business doesn't impress me very much and I'm not very materialistic, it's the little things in life that matter. People in Africa are starving and dying of AIDS, and these people complain if they don't get the vacation house they want in the Hamptons!

In my free time, I'm really into trying different beers and bourbons (...but I'm just a social drinker). If the weather is nice after work then I usually go for a little bike ride or hit the gym. I love to read - mostly non-fiction books. One of my guilty pleasures is watching House Hunters International. You can buy a mansion in South America for the cost of a condo, but risk being kidnapped and ransomed. Last but not least, I'm learning how to paint and educating myself about collecting art.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Total strangers that I meet in random places say that I am handsome. I also get good comments on my teeth and hair. I know women like glasses and a receding hairline, but I have near-perfect vision and won't be going bald within my lifetime!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like non-fiction books. Yes, I do read books that aren't on the list of readings from senior year of high school! But I liked The Great Gatsby, which led me to reading everything Hemingway, which led to Faulkner and then a bit of O. Henry.
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lost in Translation, Meet the Parents, anything with Adam Sandler, Her. Of course anything related to Star Trek (except Chris Pine, ugh!).
Shows: I don't really have any TV shows that I watch regularly, but I was a huge LOST fan while it was on. I recently discovered Silicon Valley. I also like Pawn Stars, Flip or Flop, and House Hunters. Welcome to Sweden is funny at times.
Music: I just listen to whatever is on the radio (which is usually tuned to NPR), and I love 80's music - with a huge collection to prove it! I'm a big fan of Sublime, 311, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Food: Chinese Food, sushi, mushroom pizza, Sam Adams beer, dark chocolate, salsa, Mexican food. I'm turning into a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, good food, coffee, my comfy bed (I take sleep seriously - 300 thread count sheets, down comforter, pillow top bed, etc.), interesting books, my car (but I'd do without it if I could).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What car will be my next one. There are so many possibilities, but I really like the Chrysler 200 - smoothest thing on wheels!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching some corny movie on TV while sipping some beer. Basically I'm trying to relax from a hectic week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All this business of being on dating websites is really just starting to get a little old for me! I've tried the old-fashioned way, but I have a lot of gay and socially awkward friends and my parents aren't of much help either, so what's a guy to do? My parents' idea of helping is to throw some random phone number at me, of someone they know about through friends of friends (who, by the way, made no attempt whatsoever to get to know me). I know women are absolutely obsessed with appearances, but that's only part of the equation. I'm not concerned with minor details - I know within a short amount of time if I'm attracted to someone.
You should message me if
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You're petite, smart, and not terribly out of shape (in other words, someone who is a respectable person - just because this is the internet doesn't mean that I don't have any standards!). I'm not looking for someone who treats life like it's just some grand adventure - it's really nice that you might like to travel to exotic countries, but I have a job to go to and bills to pay! Having an active interest in coffee, good beer, dark chocolate, sushi, and NPR wouldn't hurt. You should message me if you think we're a good match for each other. Please at least have the courtesy to upload a proper picture (i.e. one that includes your face in it).

If I pique your interest, send me an e-mail (and please don't just "like" me). I'm sorry that I probably don't live in the same exact city or town as you - it's a big world! From the way women treat even minor distances, one would think that people don't drive or take public transportation. Not having a car isn't a deal-breaker for me (but it is a lousy excuse for not wanting to meet someone!). For those of your from Philly, it doesn't take me long to get there at all and I live closer to center city than some people I know who actually live in Philly!

I realize my profile is a bit sarcastic/self-deprecating - I'm just trying to be entertaining while I have your attention. I'm actually rather easy-going in real life and I don't get along well with people who take things too seriously (which includes my boss, 90% of republicans, and most people over the age of 65).