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WasabiTennisGuy

36 M Hoboken, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
About me: I like coffee, NPR, trying different beers and whiskeys, cheesy 80's music, and sushi. I also enjoy going to the gym (...and then exercising), playing tennis, going for bike rides (...on a bicycle, not a motorcycle), and skiing. There's nothing I enjoy more than losing myself in a good book or movie, or perhaps researching something in depth on the internet (such as living on a boat - if only they weren't so expensive!). Yes, I like to channel my inner Walter Mitty.

In terms of my match, I don't have any particular type, but I hope to meet a genuinely nice person. What impresses me the most is a smart woman who leads a balanced life. Also, it would be nice if I could meet someone who is capable of doing more than just going to bars and baseball games (not that there's anything wrong with that, but there is more to experience in life)!

As for me, I've never been married, have a reliable car and a good job with benefits, and I live on my own. I've never been so eager to meet someone to share my life with!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an analyst for a large pension fund and I cover international stocks. I occasionally hobnob with CEOs, hedge fund managers, and the like. All that highfalutin business doesn't impress me very much, it's the little things in life that matter. People in Africa are starving and dying of AIDS, and these people complain if they don't get the vacation house they want in the Hamptons!

In my free time, I'm really into trying different beers and bourbons. I love to read - mostly non-fiction books. One of my guilty pleasures is watching House Hunters International. You can buy a mansion in South America for the cost of a condo, but risk being kidnapped and ransomed. Which reminds me, I just bought a townhouse! To be honest, buying it was the easy part (at least for me) - now I have to furnish it.
I’m really good at
Entertaining myself - it's amazing what you can find on Amazon Prime or on books for Kindle (but I read on my phone). I also read books in paper format (...I know, blasphemy!).
The first things people usually notice about me
People say that I am handsome. I also get good comments on my hair and teeth.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like non-fiction books. Yes, I do read books that aren't on the list of readings from senior year of high school!
Movies: Catch Me If You Can, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lost in Translation, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fokkers, anything with Adam Sandler.
Shows: I don't really have any TV shows that I watch regularly, but I was a huge LOST fan while it was on. My normal TV habits include the news and occasionally The Big Bang Theory. I also watch Cash Cab every day after work.
Music: I just listen to whatever is on the radio (which is usually tuned to NPR), and I love 80's music - with a huge collection to prove it! I'm a big fan of Sublime, 311, and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Food: Chinese Food, sushi, mushroom pizza, Sam Adams beer, dark chocolate, salsa, Mexican food. I'm turning into a beer snob.
The six things I could never do without
Internet, good food, coffee, my comfy bed (I take sleep seriously - 300 thread count sheets, down comforter, pillow top bed, etc.), interesting books, my car (but I'd do without it if I could).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Seriously, ways of earning passive income. Not so seriously, what state I would move to in order to escape the nasty cold weather.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching some corny movie on TV while sipping some beer. I know these things don't sound too appealing, but I try to relax after a hard week at work.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're petite, smart, and not terribly out of shape. Having an active interest in coffee, good beer, dark chocolate, sushi, and NPR wouldn't hurt. You should message me if you think we're a good match for each other. You should NOT e-mail me if you have some sort of unhealthy relationship with your mom (I think it's really great that you get along well with your mom, and I'd be happy to eventually meet her, but I'm only interested in having a relationship with YOU). Also, please don't be one of those people who says "I really hate writing about myself, but I want someone who shares the same interests that I have" (...which are what, exactly? Mind reading???).

If I pique your interest, send me an e-mail. Must I always make the first move? Everyone assumes that I don't, but I do. Then they say that maybe I'm not saying the right things - to which I reply, what exactly am I supposed to say? It couldn't be the garbage that they're thinking about (...I've heard some pretty strange advice out there)!. Also, I'm sorry that I probably don't live in the same city or town that you live in - it's a big world! From the way women treat minor distances, one would think that people don't drive or take public transportation - yet I get stuck in traffic almost every day!

I realize my profile is a bit sarcastic - I'm just trying to be entertaining while I've got your attention.