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Washingtenacity

30 M Burbank, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:59pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Dan. I'm from Washington and moved to LA about a year ago. I'm an administrator at a trade school in Hollywood. I've come on OkCupid to be shamelessly objectified by hordes of women.

Well, go on. Start objectifying!

In terms of looks, I am the 8th most attractive man on OkCupid. Please message me if you're the 8th most attractive woman. Or if you're the 9th most attractive woman but are open to arranging an unfortunate accident for one of the women above you. Or if you're the 7th most attractive woman but are willing to date down because you lack a proper dowery*

The last thing I'll say is that, to save money, I share this account with my 86 year old grandfather, Leland. If I comment on your killer gams or invite you out to hear Glenn Miller, that's probably Leland. Just ignore him and he'll eventually doze off.

*This is, of course, a joke. A bountiful dowery will be required.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fuck you, OkCupid! You're not my real dad!

(Update: I have been informed that the website OkCupid is, in fact, my biological father. I would like to formally apologize for all previous comments to the contrary and invite OkCupid to come watch videos of all my high school plays.)

(Update: The above revelation has not affected my relationship with Leland, as he is my maternal grandfather. He thanks you for your concern and compliments your gams.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drinking wine out of the mouths of homeless people who have fallen asleep mid-swallow.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm an excellent kisser.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Watership Down, World War Z, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Ovid's Metamorphoses, Scientific Progress Goes Boink

The Thing, Star Trek, Step Brothers, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Toy Story, Troll 2

Louie, It's Always Sunny, Lost, Fringe, Breaking Bad, Colbert

The New Pornographers, Green Day, Great Big Sea, The Beatles, The Strokes

Pad See-Ew, most anything Mexican
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) The Three Ninjas
2) The Three Amigos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why did Launchpad abandon the Ducktales family to go hang out with Darkwing Duck? Do they keep in touch? Are they okay without him?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
going to a movie theater that serves beer. Then pretending I'm at a regular movie theater and feeling super badass for having snuck in a beer.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had to hide from Italian police under a bridge for an hour. It's kind of a long story.
You should message me if
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You're fun, kind, sweet, adventurous, funny and lovely. And if you don't mind that my profile's kind of silly. And if you have 16 thousand dollars I can borrow.