Hello, I'm Dan. I work in development at a production company downtown. All you need to know about me is that I own a bunch of DVD's but no DVD player.
Also, in terms of looks, I am the 8th most attractive man on OkCupid. Please message me if you're the 8th most attractive woman. Or if you're the 9th most attractive woman but are open to arranging an unfortunate accident for one of the women above you. Or if you're the 7th most attractive woman but are willing to date down because you lack a proper dowery*
*This is, of course, a joke. A bountiful dowery will be required.
What I’m doing with my life
I mostly watch web series for a living, and am dreading the day everyone figures out that's a dumb thing to pay someone for.
I’m really good at
Drinking wine out of the mouths of homeless people who have fallen
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm crying in the back of a cop car.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Watership Down, World War Z, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest,
Ovid's Metamorphoses, Scientific Progress Goes Boink
The Thing, Star Trek, Step Brothers, Beasts of the Southern Wild,
Toy Story, Troll 2
Louie, It's Always Sunny, Lost, Fringe, Breaking Bad, Colbert
The New Pornographers, Green Day, Great Big Sea, The Beatles, The
Pad See-Ew, most anything Mexican
The six things I could never do without
1) The Three Ninjas
2) The Three Amigos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why did Launchpad abandon the Ducktales family to go hang out with
Darkwing Duck? Do they keep in touch? Are they okay without him?
On a typical Friday night I am
writing a letter to 1920's labor unions thanking them for the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually died twenty years ago tonight.
You should message me if
You're fun, kind, sweet, adventurous, funny and lovely, and if you
have 16 thousand dollars I can borrow.