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WassamattaMe

47 Tallahassee, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 29–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Italian (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love being outdoors. Perhaps love is the wrong word. If I'm not outside, I die a little inside. Which generally sucks, so I try to get outside fairly often.

I can hold up my end of a conversation, or of a companionable silence.

I swim and mountain bike regularly and love hiking, backpacking, camping, surfing (not that I do much around here) and would like to do more canoeing/kayaking/spending time on the water.

I don't have a TV.

I can use the English when I choose to.

I created an iPad game for kids that got popular.

I have two kids aged 9 (boy) and 12 (girl) who are well behaved and generally pretty cool to be around, as long as they are fed regularly. I love them a lot. Duh.

I like to travel and have in past lives have done quite a bit.

I begin all the sentences in my self-summary with "I".
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trapped in a world I never made, I'm attempting to invent my own job while remaining at my day job working remotely. I moved from California with my family about six years ago and am really happy here, though clearly things didn't work out with the wife and all. Details upon request.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Maybe the better statement is: "I'm really bad at:", since that's more along the lines of my self-deprecating nature.
So, obviously, the first thing would be "telling people what I'm good at."
Truthfully, I'm pretty good at most everything, and really good at pretty much nothing. I am a good cook however and can smoke up a mean pulled pork or make whatever your little heart desires and it'll probably taste OK.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Perhaps that I make them feel at ease. Or maybe, just that they can start giving me a hard time immediately upon meeting me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Let's see, Thomas Mann, Joseph Conrad, Jonathan Franzen, um... all right, I just read the Hunger Games trilogy, and I love bad spy fiction. But I know that I should be reading better stuff. And sometimes I do. Really.
Movies: Some good ones, and some bad ones. Clockwork orange. Touch of evil. Taxi driver. Some recent German films like "The Robber" and "North Face". Too many to note, or remember. But I do like movies.
Food: Spicy. Complex. Simple. Meat. Sausages. Baked goods. Indian. Mexican. Italian. Turkish. You name it. I've also found that I can cook better than most TLH restaurants for what it's worth.
Music: Electronic (Boards of Canada, Mouse on Mars, William Orbit, etc.), Avant-Garde/Experimental (John Zorn, Ikue Mori, Stewart Dempster, Downtown NYC scene-y stuff), Old-school Jazz (Mingus, Coletrane, Miles, Ornette), Radiohead, Beck and so on. Madonna.
I'm also loving Spotify these days. Check it out!

Honestly, it's about time I started listening to new stuff again so I'm interested in what you're listening to as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Being outside. Swimming. My offspring. Food. "Things I could never do without" lists (OK, those I could do without). Escaping Tallahassee on a regular basis.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends cooking and eating and drinking and eating and cooking. Or moping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK, this is a really great question. It asks you to go to the edge of your comfort zone but not beyond, in a manner that's telling no matter what you say. Please avoid noting that I'm avoiding this question. Thanks for playing.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're not mean. You like fun. You hate hate, and love love. But sometimes, you love hate and hate love. You don't have guinea pigs.