I always wanted to be a mad scientist or eccentric billionaire when I grew up. I'll get around to it eventually. Either that or just adopt some random family and pretend I have dementia, which would also be entertaining.
Besides making off color jokes about serious mental illnesses, I'm a person who really doesn't like to be serious, but is more then willing to accept the responsibility of it when needed. I'm a guy who likes to make friends though I'm normally too introverted to do it, mainly because fresh viewpoints and ideas expand my universe. I'm an INTP on the Myers Briggs, and while I'm true to the stereotype, I hope I have quite a bit more to define me.
I'm a man who enjoys personal freedoms, long walks on the beach, bubblebaths (Who doesn't like putting foam on their beard and pretending they're a Soap Viking every now and again?) although my current bathtub is much to small for my taste. If I had a million dollars to spend on frivolous bullshit, I'd get a huge roman tub and multiple water heaters, just so I could languish and read for hours, because dammit if that doesn't sound relaxing.
I'm high strung most of the time but I'm very good at pretending I'm low key, and I try not to let the little things bother me.
I like to ramble, rant, and rave, as well as discuss solid topics grounded in reality and everything else that's just not plausible in this universe, but could be fun somewhere else.
Simply put; Me.