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35 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jan 3
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Liquor, linguistics, and lechery. Huge hair, happy haranguer, horny harlot. Grammar, gaynosity, gibberish. Politics, punk, perversions. Alliteration; alteration, mind; awesome.

I am a tippler, a stickler, and contrarian
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly wasting it. Not just that though! For a limited time I'm also shortening it; abusing it; raking it over the coals; besotting, besmirching belittling and bemoaning it. Running a gallery/venue. I also read a lot, and argue with primitivists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Damn, I think I gave it all away in the last entry... Arguing, napping, drinking, avoiding, biting, keeping secrets, doing dishes in the middle of the night, singing badly. Yeah, good at singing badly.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My magnificent tresses. Maybe my squinty eye? Also, sometimes I'm loud. Because I care. I care so much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A brazillion of all of them. Except movies. And music. I'm kind of picky about movies, and my taste in music is patchy at best. Dio? I like Dio. I've a small but growing collection of dictionaries, the centerpiece of which is the OED compact, but I haven't found a magnifying glass good enough to comfortable read the microprint in it. And this makes me angry. I like... books? All sorts of books. Fuck this entry. And probably you.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The alphabet, dictionaries, breakfast, banter, debate, libraries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I don't spend enough time thinking about things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not sure what day it is. Rocking out at a show? Maybe. Heavy metal dance party? Maybe. Reading sci-fi and a dictionary? Could be. Well, actually, in the winter I'd be curling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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According to rumours, none of which were true, I have been addicted to crack, a father, and dead twice.
You should message me if
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I'm cold... So very cold...