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WatchGuru

30 M Johns Island, SC

My Details

Last Online
Jul 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I hate that i have to write this but here's a disclaimer: if I don't seem interested in you right off the bat it's because we haven't even met yet! I'm not really going to tell you I'm madly in love with you here or tell you you're gorgeous right off the bat. If I'm talking to you then I'm interested. But if you're looking for external validation on okc then I'm not your guy. So here goes my second attempt at this thing. I'm pretty sure that last time I tried it, I wasn't ready to really use it. I'm a guy in transition right now. I'm moving from academia to the "real" world. The academic life just wasn't really for me. If you need to know more on that topic, just ask. While I'm a pretty damned nice guy most of the time, my sense of humor is pretty wicked. If you can't take insensitive and sometimes crass/vulgar jokes, I'm probably not for you. I'd really like to find somebody to go out with, for now. If it develops into more, even better. In the past I've jumped straight into committed relationships, now I just want to develop some friendships and try my hand at just dating for the time being. I haven't got a musical bone in my body. My music skills start and stop at hitting the play button on my Ipod. That said, I'm an absolutely die-hard fan of music of all sorts and I'm jealous of people who know how to play the guitar and play it well. So, I think that's a good start. Talk to me. I'll talk back. Regardless of whether I think we'd be a good match.
What I’m doing with my life
Transitioning. They say that those who can't do, teach. Well, it turns out I didn't really like teaching and researching all that much. So I'm taking my skills in the social/political sciences and really truly applying all that time and money and energy I spent in grad school... doing whatever I can find. Preferably doing something with statistics and/or politics.
I’m really good at
Statistics. Fixing watches. Selling things to people. Being funny. Being totally unfunny. Being weird. Self-deprecating humor. Dog-sitting. Drinking water really really quickly. Listening to music.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard. Hands down, it's the beard. I shaved it twice in the last 5 years for Halloween costumes. None of my friends knew who the hell I was at first when I walked into the party.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So many to name, so little space. So, instead of naming all of my favorites I can think of, I'm going to force myself to name just one thing in each category. Just one, that if I were stuck alone on an island for the rest of my life and could only have one of each thing, that's what I would pick.

Book: East of Eden, John Steinbeck
Movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
TV Show: The Walking Dead
Music: The Black Keys
Food: My mom's cabbage rolls

That was really really hard to do.
The six things I could never do without
My Ipod. If i lost my music I'd probably be sad for at least 6 months.
My dogs. They're big, furry, love me unconditionally, and smother me whenever I lie on the couch.
My computer. I love video games more than I probably should, but it's a healthier vice than heroin or hoarding.
My family. Even when I've done really stupid shit (and i've done a lot of really stupid shit), they say "wow, you're a dumbass. But we love you anyway."
My car. I paid it off last summer and now I own it outright. I will drive it until it dies. Maybe even longer. I might push it around like it's in a convalescent home.
A watch on my wrist. It's always important. You never know when your phone will die. Plus, it's totally classless to dig around in your pocket for your phone when somebody asks you what time it is.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, and everything. Beer and how unbelievable it is that one beverage can have so many different flavors and aromas. Garden gnomes and who invented them. Discrete event history estimators. Pretty women. How i can invent the next big thing in watches, get rich, and enjoy myself without having to worry about working just to get paid. Red shift. Seriously, red shift is utterly frightening to think about.
On a typical Friday night I am
House-sitting, job-hunting, and looking for fun/trouble (the two often go hand in hand) to get into.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am utterly frightened that I may not find a job that I love that pays well and has some sort of existential meaning.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
God tells you to. Or even if he doesn't. If you're bored, if you're lonely, if you're too busy, if you're just looking for somebody to vent to because your day sucked. If you want to hear somebody vent to you because their day sucked. If you think i'm hot and sexy. If you think i'm just average looking. Basically, just message me for whatever reason you want. I don't care why you wanna talk, just that you wanna talk.