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WaterAlchemist

27 Fort Lauderdale, FL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Rather not say
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I would like to consider myself a simple guy with simple pleasures, but it seems to be more complicated when i think about it. I can be your best friend, or a ghost. Either way, I enjoy people. I'm hyper-analytical, but I'm in my zone. I'm really interested, but it might not seem that way. I will tell you the truth, because that is what we all seek... Right? I like people and speaking with them. And in case the camera was taking off 10 pounds, I am a big guy. So if six packs are mandatory, you should know I like Samuel Adams. One thing that has changed my life was my decision to go on stage for standup comedy, which I did for the first time recently and it had changed my life. I feel as if going on stage was possible after years of contemplation, I can now do anything. Making people laugh is the ultimate high.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Kinda on the grind but I'm getting by. I've started a podcast, because I love people and want others to know how amazing their fellow human beings are. It also provides me a avenue to find more material. If your curious, google miamirobcast. I interview local artist and sometimes just my friends who are awesome people who have something to say.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
reading people and body language. video games/ puzzles. rolling blunts. Making people laugh on and off the stage. ha!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I remind them of Seth Rogan.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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insomnia, memoirs of a geisha, drawing on the right side of the brain.
American beauty, the matrix, nick and nora's infinite playlist.
the walking dead, game of thrones, lie to me, misfits, revolution, falling skies, big bang theory anime, and much more. i think i prefer shows over movies. I'm also a total anime nerd. you name it and I've probably seen it.
eminem, bone, led zeppelin, the doors, Johny Cash, portis head. I love music. Music is most likely the number one inspiration in my life. That and comedy.
american food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my friends and family, internet, air conditioning, dairy products lol, and bacon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love. Life. Science. The universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a good time with friends. watching a movie. going to a concert... killing zombies.
You should message me if
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If you have a open mind.