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WatermelonMiles
21 / F / straight / Single
San Francisco, California
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Makes Me Laugh
bwahahahwhahahahhahaha. oh dear jesus. thks 4 not 2 serrius prof read more
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The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
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- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Very often
- Drugs
- Often
- Religion
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- Education
- Working on space camp
- Job
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- Income
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- Kids
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- Pets
- Owns dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English, Swahili, Spanish
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a fucking rock star, adroit, and hard c0re.
My Self-Summary
yo sup pimps. I'm really very delighted to make the acquaintance.
ise just chillxin in da hood up in hea. i go 2 FL state 4
infomation tech. I intend to attend Harvard Law.
What I’m doing with my life
i's want to be a gansta rappa o find me a pimp o a rich ol fuck to
gives me da dough.
I’m really good at
Game theory, bath drawing, solving greek riddles, cellular biology
and slappin the hoes ar0und.
The first things people usually notice about me
boys like my tiny fucking titties mine tight h0le an my s3xy
a$$!!!!!#11
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
BOOKS
SHIT BUY THAT LADY WHO WAS IN STAR WARZ I REALLY ADMIRE HER ASS.
SHIT BUY THAT LADY WHO WAS IN STAR WARZ I REALLY ADMIRE HER ASS.
The six things I could never do without
Ballet slippers.
Dead novelists.
Mexican coke.
My brain.
My liver.
Both kidneys.
AND THE S0NG "MY LUMPS"
Oh wait, that's seven, never mind.
Dead novelists.
Mexican coke.
My brain.
My liver.
Both kidneys.
AND THE S0NG "MY LUMPS"
Oh wait, that's seven, never mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
GETTN BACK AT THA BETCH WHO STOOL MY MAAN.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home sipping tea and reading something by someone long dead.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i mastErbate with car0ts and I would like to change my screen name
to tramp a la mode but apparently there isn't a way to do that.
You should message me if
You would like to buy me a pony for my birthday which is on the
28th day of November.
