Watermelonwolf
30 Westfield, NJ
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My self-summary
Time to try something completely different: I'm going to just put down random thoughts for each section. I should preface this by saying that I used to have a very orthodox profile. If you still want to hear about it let me know.

I like roasted peanuts still in shell, preferably without additional salt, like the ones you can buy at Costco in bulk for like $5.

I prefer desktops over laptops, because i find laptops to be flimsy and unreliable.

Wired mouse over wireless mouse.
What I’m doing with my life
Just rewatched The Phantom Menace with friends - one of which had never seen it before - what happened to the trade federation blockade when they were trying to go back to Naboo?

Cinderella (2015) was a really good movie, liked how they spend more time developing Prince Charming's character and giving more backstory to Ella and her birth parents.

Although it's not out yet, I predict that Terminator 5 will be even worse than 4 and 3.

Team Jacob
I’m really good at
Try whiskey and a water. Adding ice is okay, but then you can't control the dilution rate.

If you got knee problems try walking backwards in a safe spot, it'll strengthen some of the supporting muscles.

I like eating both sweet potatoes and ... potatoes.

I occasionally miss dining hall food.

Manual transmission is more fun than automatic transmission, short of being in a traffic jam.
The first things people usually notice about me
You know you're back in America when the first thing someone tries to do is cut you off in getting off the airplane; then cut you off while getting baggage.

Some retarded old bitch honked - full honks - at me 4 times in a row for letting another person in front of me back out of their parking space in the parking lot. Idiot's face was full of rage and sneering; quickly changed to looking so scared when I yelled out the window, "do you mind bitch?"

Decided to play a little bit of LOL over the summer; am 100% convinced Riot "balances" matchmaking by grouping scrubs with C/D/F rank scores with me just to maintain the 50% win ratio that everyone gets. Made it back to my second smurf goal of platinum so I quit taking it seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What does a panda cook with? With a PAN, DUH!

Peanut butter ice cream?

8 ball, ball in hand after scratch, replace pocketed ball on table.

I used to read for leisure, but school destroyed that for me.

I wish I was the one to open a coffee shop to sell overpriced small cups of coffee for $5 yet have 100000000 people fighting to come to my store.
The six things I could never do without
I feel like actually answering this question. So without going into the really obvious ones:

1. Watermelon
2. Job with long vacations (Don't think I can handle 10 days only a year)
3. Bottle of apple cider
4. Archive of translated comics

5.
6.

Will answer later.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately I've been so busy it's hard to find time to worry about extraneous matters... but when I do have time I start thinking about all the things I want to do (and have to do).

How perspective from life experience changes you.

Adversity builds character.

Quote that I like from Starship Troopers (1997):

Johnny Rico: Mr. Rasczak, I want to join the Federal Service and become a citizen. But my Dad thinks I should go to college and remain a civilian as he has. What should I do?

Jean Rasczak: Figuring things out for yourself is practically the only freedom anyone really has nowadays. Use that freedom.
On a typical Friday night I am
With friends:
1. Watching a movie
2. Having a drink(s)
3. Hanging out

Or having some quality time with myself...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Watermelon is a hell of a drug.

I'm starting to hate rabbits because they run away from you for no reason like you're a criminal.
You should message me if
If you felt any part of this was interesting and you want to know more.
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