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Waterologist

27 Saint Louis, MO Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh gosh, the hard stuff right away. I've typed out as an INTP, and it seems fair. I'm a shy sort, and value my solitary time, but i love being able to share adventures with someone. Said adventures range from the binge watching of a tv show (let it be known, i give great binge watch), to a road trip to the far off lands of, oh, let's say Montana. I'm too often tempted to default on staying home and reading, but the right partner makes most any fantastical notion seem doable, desirable, and a synonym of inevitable that starts with D.

I'm also right-handed.

And I'm typing this on my phone, and every instance of a lowercase i sitting on its own is bugging me something fierce. I only keep them there for the sake of this paragraph, which i am finding increasingly charming. If you agree, i recommend skipping to the favorite books and such section, i think i really shine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The thrilling world of low-level accounting. Coffee shop writing. I'm very almost near-certainly going to put in more school time for one of those areas (one day, I'll be writing in a bistro, by jove) but for now I'm paying down my debts and doing my best to enjoy myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Excel, and excel-related activities
Rubiks Cube
Trivia (update! Recently won several hundred dollars worth of prizes in a very lovely trivia night. So I'm kind of a big deal)
Thumb War
Nerding-out
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Super Cool Glasses
Eyes and/or Lashes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Michael Chabon, Grant Morrison, Dave Eggers, Neal Stephenson, Jonathan Hickman, Kieron Gillen, Nabokov, Jane Austen, Breaking Bad, the wire, the Simpsons, Bob's burgers, mad men, doctor who, community, the Beatles, moves directed by Ben Stiller, a million trillion, other things and my absolute favorite thing in all of time and space, Buffy the Vampire Slayer. English doesn't seem capable of expressing how much I love the transformative, emotional, brain-quaking power of Story, but it's all I've got. If we meet, and i seem to be slipping into a shyness cloud, ask me about capital-s Story and you'll find me at my most charming, enthusiastic and fulfilled.

I also like Friends, for lighter times.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Macbook
Bread
Sporcle
Margaritas
Google Docs
The Totality of Human Creative Expression
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Batman
Professional Self-Psychology
Lips
Dan Harmon
The delusions needed to be a sports fan
How great the Green Bay Packers are
Irony
How comfortable I am with needing someone
Lists, lately, for some reason
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering at home from the weeks worth of necessary social interaction. Doctor Who may stop in, but he's a busy guy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Recently diagnosed bipolar II. And loving it!
You should message me if
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You want to talk to someone who is smart, nerdy and who gently mocks the necessarily ridiculous idea of a dating profile being able to express who I am to someone else. And especially if you appreciate the joke structure used in the six things section.

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