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25 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 18–50
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Last online
Today – 8:49am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Politics / Government
Doesn’t have kids
English, Russian
My self-summary
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I once avoided a drunk in public charge on a 6 train platform by reciting all 44 US presidents to a very amused cop.
What I’m doing with my life
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I live in Brooklyn and work in Manhattan. More specifically, living in Bushwick and working at the UN.
I’m really good at
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Recitation of GZA lyrics

Reading while standing up on the subway
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard (perhaps this is wishful thinking)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In terms of books, I love dystopian literature such as We by Evgeny Zamyatin, 1984, Bend Sinister, and a Clockwork Orange. I also love James Joyce, William Faulkner, Franz Kafka, Fyodor Dostoevsky, Vladimir Nabokov, Viktor Pelevin and David Foster Wallace.

I'm a big fan of international cinema, and I love Japanese, German and American new wave in particular. Some of my favorite directors are Stanley Kubrick, Andrei Tarkovsky, Shohei Immamura, Michelangelo Antonini, Werner Herzog, Terrence Malick, Lars Von Trier, Alfred Hitchcock, Volker Schlondorff, Alain Resnais, Wim Wenders, John Schlesinger, Robert Altman, Lodge Kerrigan and Yasujiro Ozu. Specific Movies include 2001, La Notte, Ivan's Childhood, A Woman in the Dunes (Hiroshi Teshagahara), Come and See, The Tin Drum, The Tree of Life, Solaris, Barry Lyndon, Paris Texas, Taxi Driver, The Last Year at Marienbad, 3 Women and Equinox Flower.

TV shows: Anything produced by or starring Tim and Eric, The Wire, Arrested Development, Twin Peaks, The Twilight Zone, Jeopardy

I Love David Bowie. I like a lot of Indie rock from the 90s like Pavement, Guided by Voices, Modest Mouse, Neutral Milk Hotel and Bedhead. My favorite Rappers include every member of the Wu-Tang Clan in the following order: The GZA (my all time favorite rapper), Ghostface Killah, Method Man, Inspektah Deck, Raekwon, Ol' Dirty Bastard, The Rza, and U-God. I also love Mos Def, Mobb Deep, Nas, Andre Nickatina, Eric B. and Rakim, NWA, Biggie, Tech N9ne, De La Soul, the Beastie Boys. In addition I am a big fan of Grizzly Bear and the Department of Eagles, the Dirty Projectors, Animal Collective, TV on the Radio and Radiohead.

Food: seriously anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Headphones, good friends, the news, independent theaters, the occasional libation (wink), and the astonishing good looks I've scooted by on to this point.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The formation of political pluralism after the fall of the Soviet Union, epistemology, and the Wu-Tang Clan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having an atypical experience. O boy, this answer is abysmal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like plain bread products, like bagels without cream cheese. I've only recently realized what a social pariah this has made me, so if this is a dealbreaker I... I understand.
You should message me if
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You feel the urge.

You are awesome.

You've been to Budapest.

You have not been to Budapest.

You are not racist (I've learned the hard way that this one needs to be made explicit).

You have ~good heart~.