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26 Burbank, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:30am
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Just a guy looking for his (female equivalent of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson here).

Chicago-born, Texas-raised film school graduate with aspirations of writing for TV. Always working on something to get me one step closer (and I haven't even blown anyone yet, but it's not outside the realm of possibility). Right now, I'm developing a web series and taking improv classes (who isn't though, right?).

And while I miss Texas, it's honestly mostly just the fact that my dogs are there at my parents' house. If you have a puppy, it will be at SERIOUS risk of a belly rub from this guy. I'm only human.

Always down for adventures, including but not limited to: laser tag, bowling, mini golf, arcades, Rock Band, karaoke, time travel, comedy shows at UCB, stand-up shows, Disney marathons, open mics, concerts, freeze tag, horror movie nights, blanket fort construction, dog-walking, theme parks, sporting events, pizza parties, food fights, drum circles, saving the whales, hunting whales, visiting Wales, interpreting wails, etc.

I'm on the OKCupid to find a woman who is confident in herself, fun to spend time with, is kind, and has similar tastes as me. And if she'll entertain the idea that I'm Batman, I will give her anything she wants...

...but only after Joker is in Arkham for good this time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coming up with a back-up plan if my Hollywood stardom does not come to fruition. So far it's either beggar or 'escort.' I've been told I'd make a killing. As a homeless guy, not escort.

I have a tablespoon of optimism that I will make it as a screenwriter; I'm trying to figure out how to leverage my next web series as something that can earn me some serious respect in the "biz." Again, without putting my mouth on a Hollywood fatcat's junk.

And comedy. All over the place. I'm doing it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
your interests.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a male with all of his limbs intact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.

Just kidding. Autobiographies of comedians mostly though (Tina Fey's "Bossypants", Amy Poehler's "Yes Please", Jim Gaffigan's "Dad Is Fat" [which felt much more like a parenting book than a comedy I guess I'm prepared for that]. And if Louis C.K. has a book I don't know about, I'll go read that).
A Song of Ice & Fire
Batman graphic novels
Screenwriting books
And when I was a kid, I used to read my dad's Playboys. For the articles though...
...the articles of clothing that have been removed.

Favorite movies:
Jurassic Park
The Shawshank Redemption
American Beauty
The Usual Suspects
Inglourious Basterds
28 Days Later
The Cabin in the Woods
The Lion King
Guardians of the Galaxy
Dumb & Dumber
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Star Wars

Constantly watching new TV shows, but it's easy to pick favorites. Here it goes:
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
Trailer Park Boys
The League
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
South Park
Kroll Show
Inside Amy Schumer
Nathan for You
Todd & The Book of Pure Evil
Modern Family
Parks & Recreation
Angry Boys
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead

Independent underground Eastern Canadian nerdcore hip-hop/rap
Whenever Eminem raps fast

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
The art of storytelling
Providing or consuming entertainment
Making people laugh
Being the butt of my own jokes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Eliot calls his brother "Penis breath" in E.T.

Why SO many ladies on OKCupid's usernames end in "-saurus" -- you're not fooling me into thinking the dinosaurs are still alive. I've been down that road before; it only ends in heartbreak.

Did TLC really have to write a song saying they "don't really want no" of my favorite TV series? Scrubs wasn't even on the air for another two years, so I don't know what their issue could have been.

Unless J.D. was a guy who couldn't get no love from any of those ladies...

If I message you, it most likely means that I've read your whole profile, and gone through at least a few of the compatibility questions. So. PLEASE enlighten me! To those of you who marked "No" to the "Do you have a current passport?" question...WHY is it not okay with you that my answer is "Yes"?? More than 50% of the time, when you have a "No", my "Yes" shows up in red, meaning that it's unacceptable to you, and I just don't understand it! Are you worried I'm going to get up and leave the country? Because I feel there are more specific questions the site can ask before jumping to that conclusion off the presence of my passport.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Learning super-fast rap lyrics, incessantly hitting "refresh" on my OKCupid inbox, or coming up with my next creative ventures (for now, I'm hoping to write an '80s power love ballad dedicated to Chris Hemsworth's career thus far called "Asguardian Angel" because that is absolutely the right thing to do).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I basically own the equivalent of Netflix on DVD just so that when the apocalypse wipes out Wifi, I can have the last laugh.

The dorky things I do when I am alone in an elevator are unrivaled. Kung-fu, dancing, singing, Parkour, and that's just the tip of the iceberg...

I can rap this verse:
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your default mode is happy/optimistic/pleasant/positive.

You have a sharp sense of humor, or at least appreciate one.

You're looking to get into a relationship, as I'm no hussy. Not to be confused with rushing into a relationship.

You want someone who constantly pursues personal growth -- a trait you share.

You're fun.

Your fun.

That last thing bothered you.

You find my TV show funny:

You DON'T find my TV show funny (a sign of good taste).

You excel at having two-sided conversations.

I'm full of unique and spontaneous adventures on which I'd love to go, so hopefully you're open to new experiences.