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26 Burbank, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–27
  • Located anywhere
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Last online
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Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Greetings, ladies of the internet (and also real life, hopefully). I'm Michael! I'm a Chicago-born, Texas-raised film school graduate with aspirations of writing for TV. Always working on something to get me one step closer. Right now, I'm developing a web series and taking improv classes (who isn't though, right?).

And while I miss Texas, it's honestly mostly just the fact that my dogs are there at my parents' house. If you have an adorable puppy, it will be at SERIOUS risk of a belly rub from this guy. I'm only human.

I'm easy to have fun with. Always down for adventures, including but not limited to: laser tag, bowling, mini golf, arcades, Rock Band, karaoke, time travel, comedy shows at UCB, stand-up shows, Disney marathons, open mics, concerts, freeze tag, horror movie nights, blanket fort construction, dog-walking, theme parks, sporting events, pizza parties, food fights, drum circles, saving the whales, hunting whales, visiting name it!

I'm on here because OKCupid does the grunt-work in estimating how well I'll mesh with a potential match, and it cuts a lot of the BS I'd otherwise have to weed out in person, and I'm honestly more interested in meeting someone I feel is actually compatible with me than someone feigning interest in things I find important just so the relationship progresses.
What I’m doing with my life
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Coming up with a back-up plan if my YouTube stardom does not kick in. So far it's either beggar or 'escort.' I've been told I'd make a killing. As a homeless guy, not escort.

I have a tablespoon of optimism that I will make it as a screenwriter; I'm trying to figure out how to leverage my next web series as something that can earn me some serious respect in the "biz." It's looking pretty good so far - ask me about it!

Also, doin' improv, the occasional stand-up set, but mostly writing the funnies.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
your interests.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a male.

All of my limbs are intact.

I'm most likely smiling or laughing, and it won't be long before I have you doing the same.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Constantly watching new movies, so it's hard to pick favorites.

Constantly watching new TV shows, but it's easy to pick favorites. Here it goes: Breaking Bad, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Community, Trailer Park Boys, Dexter, Archer, The Walking Dead, The League, Futurama, Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, American Dad!, South Park, Louie, Workaholics, Tosh.0, Modern Family, Eastbound & Down, Parks & Recreation, Angry Boys, and those are just my favorites. I watch a lot more.

Music: Queen, Tool, Independent underground Eastern Canadian nerdcore hip-hop/rap, and more.

Food: Italian, Chinese, and who doesn't love a great burger
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
The art of storytelling
Providing or consuming entertainment
Making people laugh
My doggies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why SO many ladies on OKCupid's usernames end in "-saurus" -- you're not fooling me into thinking the dinosaurs are still alive. I've been down that road before; it only ends in heartbreak.

Did TLC really have to write a song saying they "don't really want no" of my favorite TV series? Scrubs wasn't even on the air for another two years, so I don't know what their issue could have been.

Unless J.D. was a guy who couldn't get no love from any of those ladies...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Learning super-fast rap lyrics, incessantly hitting "refresh" on my OKCupid inbox, or coming up with my next creative ventures (for now, I'm hoping to write an '80s power love ballad dedicated to Chris Hemsworth's career thus far called "Asguardian Angel" because that is absolutely the right thing to do).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The dorky things I do when I am alone in an elevator are unrivaled. Kung-fu, dancing, singing, Parkour, and that's just the tip of the iceberg...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like being happy. I'm done with those who feed on negativity.

You have a sharp sense of humor, or at least appreciate one.

You're looking to get into a relationship, as I'm no hussy. Not to be confused with rushing into a relationship.

You want someone who constantly pursues personal growth -- a trait you share.

You're fun.

Your fun.

That last thing bothered you.

You find my TV show funny:

You DON'T find my TV show funny (a sign of good taste).

You know that a conversation consists of contributing, listening, and responding and are competent at those things.

I'm full of unique and spontaneous adventures on which I'd love to go, so hopefully you're open to new experiences.