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WazzuJared

41 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:31pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

I'm currently living the bachelor life with my two roommates, my 9-year-old son and our dog Frank. It can get pretty crazy sometimes. I'm talkin' PG-13 movies with Jiffy Pop crazy.

I was married for a spell but things didn't work out, as they sometimes don't. I wish you could have been at that wedding though, we partied HARD. Open bar. Beer, wine, liquor, you name it. Seriously, it was a blast! It represented our actual marriage not at all, unfortunately.

I live in Columbia City which, as it turns out, is the greatest neighborhood in Seattle.

Obviously I'm a big time Coug. I find dating fellow Cougs to be extremely hot (dating huskies can be hot too, but more of a down-and-dirty kind of hot).

Oh, and I enjoy long walks on the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
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Web Developer for some company. I'm also a dad and an all around swell guy.
I’m really good at
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Accents.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My gray hair. I'm never going to go bald, so having gray hair is just part of the deal I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Right now I'm reading The 5th Wave and really digging it. I read more fiction than non fiction, but I do like historical books. My favorite book is probably Shogun. Other all time faves are To Kill A Mockingbird, and The Stand (I tried other Stephen King books but they didn't take). I like any kind of legal/political thriller or anything by Carl Hiaasen.

I keep my DVR pretty busy. I like The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, The Americans, Real Time, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Boardwalk Empire.

Favorite movies include Star Wars (the old school ones that are described by their title and not their episode number), The Godfather, Bachelor Party, Fletch, The Jerk, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Airplane! (funniest movie of all time), Animal House (maybe the second funniest movie of all time), Rocky, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Sting, Heaven Can Wait, The Royal Tennenbaums, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, ... I could go on and on.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(If it's all the same to you I'm going to omit necessities like air, water and food. I'm also going to leave out sappy stuff like my kid, family, and friends)

-pretty much anything that I’ve spent most of my life without, like my phone.
-Q-tips (it's like a sweet ear massage)
-my Cougs
-sarcasm
-entertainment
-pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things like, since I have a beard does that mean by default I also have a mustache?

And weird stuff like, why don't vandals ever draw genitalia on the deer of those deer crossing signs?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I spend every other Friday with my son. The Fridays in-between I'm usually saddled up to the bar at my local watering hole.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was raised Mormon. A really cool religion, as long you're not into things like having fun.
You should message me if
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You have a question or comment . You might have a question AND a comment, that's fine too.

**If you message me and ask for more "serious" responses to these profile questions, we're probably not a match.

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